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Forever — Pilot Episode  {Sentence Starters}

“You want a drink.”

“Is this a confession?“

“Oh, those are for sex.”

“And I’m always naked.“

“I was not hitting on you.”

“How would you know that?“

“He doesn’t have any friends.”

“I was in a hurry this morning.”

“But, if I want to find you, I will.“

“I’d say this is cause for celebration.”

“Well, I won’t bore you with the details…”

“I can assure you, I’ve been called worse.“

“It’s kind of awesome. And kind of creepy.“

“Beyond all else I have lots and lots of time.”

“Look, this doesn’t have to be a one-nighter.“

“But, then she came to her senses and left me.”

“This person must have really cared about you.”

“You do realize the gravity of what you’re saying?“

“I’ve seen a lot of death, a lot of pain, a lot of suffering.”

“Oh, it occurred to me, but I didn’t think it was relevant.“

“I’ve also seen a lot of life, a lot of beauty, a lot of wonder.”

“Too much time in one place is dangerous. You know that.“

“There’s no reason you and I couldn’t be something, yeah?“

“But, what really gets you is when life ceases to surprise you.“

“You see, something happened that night… I was transformed.“

“Don’t worry. I am the least judgmental person you’ll ever meet.”

“Um, when I said ‘creepiest’, I meant that in the nicest possible…“

“Well, my assumption is that your drinking is a recent development.“

“It might sound a bit implausible. In fact, you probably won’t believe it.”

“You might not be able to die, but you haven’t lived for a very long time.“

“Then we don’t run. We stay and find out who he is and what he’s after.“

“My life is just like yours.. except for one small difference: it never ends!“

“I wish I could be as trusting as you, but… I have to run. It’s my only choice.“

“And if I’ve learned nothing else from my time here, it’s don’t mess with fate.“

“What keeps us alive more important than blood or oxygen or even love… is hope.“

“But, I assure you I look exactly the same every day. Although, that still may be like crap.“

“The problem with living 200 years isn’t the loneliness or the loss. Okay sure, it is those things.”

“It’s not the number of years we live that matters… our lives just add up to a series of moments.“

“I’ve seen a lot of death, a lot of pain, a lot of suffering; but I’ve also seen a lot of life, a lot of beauty, a lot of wonder.”

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Here we are to talk about that... YES VERY YES.

I would love for bull and DiNozzo to meet. Or Gibbs and Bull, and getting confused thinking he is Tony.

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Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

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Indie Dr Jason Bull from CBS’ Bull

“His co-co... His Coercion coefficient. His ability to be f o r c e d into undesirable situations. Like a false confession, and, or, you know, marriage.”

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“Beauty and the Beast” sentence meme

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“Think of the one thing that you’ve always wanted. Now find it in your mind’s eye and feel it in your heart.”

“I want so much more than they’ve got planned!”

“Hello? Who said that?”

“What are you reading?”

“I am NOT a beast!”

“My room? But I thought…”

“Once this door closes, it will never open again!”

“Have you really read every one of these books?”

“As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!”

“I never thanked you for saving my life.”

“It just occurred to me that I’m illiterate and I’ve never actually had to spell it out loud before…”

“You’ll join me for dinner. That’s not a request.”

“Oh, you are very strong! This is a great quality!”

“I want adventure in the great wide somewhere.”

“You are the wildest, most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen! Nobody deserves you…”

“It’s more than I can bear.”

“You have to help me. You have to stand.”

“Hello! Pleased to meet you! Wanna see me do a trick?”

“Come into the light.”

“Oh, I’m not a princess…”

“You’ve taken me as your prisoner, and now you want to have dinner with me? Are you insane?”

“There must be something there that wasn’t there before.”

“Do you realize what you could have done? You could have damned us all!”

“Just a little change, small to say the least.”

“I will escape, I promise!”

“How lovely to make your acquaintance!”

“When we return to the village, you will marry me.”

“Pretty eyes, proud face, perfect canvas! Yes! I will find you something worthy of a princess!”

“Are there any other tasteless demands you would like to make on my artistry?”

“I was the one who had it all.”

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👑 - You intimidate me 🌹 - You fascinate me 💙 - I want to be your friend 💚 - You’re one of my best friends 💖 - I have a crush on you 🍦 - Your blog is great 🍰 - I wish we were closer 🍩 - I wish you knew I existed 👡 - You’re pretty 🎀 - You make me smile

💥 - I don’t like you ❌ - You have a bad attitude 🔥 - I wish you would delete

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Put “Pretty Please” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-40 and see what prompt we get! Mixture of angst, silly, romantic, and NSFW prompts.

Brownie points to those who don’t read below the cut!

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Send "Unf" if your muse finds mine sexually attractive.

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I broke myself trying to fix you.

secretly-intelligent (via wnq-writers)

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Reblog this if I have permission to come into your askbox IC at any point if my muse has a question for yours.

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Bull’s apartment.

“What’s less than minimalist?” -Chunk Palmer

Bull spends a lot of his time at the TAC offices, even sleeping there when he’s working a case. These are the few shots of his apartment from S1:15.  Notable mentions are the cactus and the climbing wall.

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Information

A lot of information about Bull is unknown, so the mun will be relying heavily on her own headcanons, this will be changed and information will be added to as the series progresses.

FULL NAME: Dr. Jason Bull NICKNAME: Bull AGE: 47 BIRTH DATE: As yet unknown. ETHNICITY: White GENDER: Male ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Panromantic, Sapioromantic. Loves people for  their imperfections and flaws. SEXUAL ORIENTATION:  Bisexual. RELIGION: As yet unknown. SPOKEN LANGUAGE: English. CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Apartment in New York. Regularly sleeps at his TAC offices. OCCUPATION: Expert in trial science. RELATIONSHIPS: Divorced.

PARENTS: It’s implied that Bull no longer speaks to his father, who lives in Florida and that his father was/is a conman. SIBLINGS: None SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Ex wife: Izabella Colón ( Izzy ) CHILDREN: None PHYSICAL TRAITS: Wears glasses. 

FACECLAIM : Michael Weatherly.                                                                     EYE COLOUR: Hazel HAIR COLOUR: HEIGHT: 6′2″ BODY BUILD: Bulky TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: None. NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS:  PHOBIAS: As yet unknown.

PERSONALITY: Mischievous. Caring. courageous (in that he does the right thing in hard situations) Affable, Conscientious, Cultured Dependable Discreet (to the point where they have a kill switch at the TAC offices to prevent anyone with a warrant getting their clients/ mirror jurors data) Fair, Observant, Optimistic, Intelligent, Keen, Gregarious, Persistent, Capable, Charming Confident, Encouraging, Reliable, Helpful. Extravert. 

INTELLIGENCE: Holds 3 doctorates, all in psychology. Can read people easily  ( as mun cannot please allow mistakes :)

LIKES: Expensive scotch. Pizza with pineapple on it. Fixing people. DISLIKES:  DISPOSITION: Caring, people person but very private.  EXTRAS: Very good with children.

OTHER INFORMATION: 

His marriage ended when his wife had a miscarriage, and he couldn't grieve with her as she needed him to and he couldn’t fix the problem like he wanted.

Spent a lot of time in Kavanagh (? S1,Ep 9 Light my fire ) New Hampshire in his childhood summers, where he learned how to hunt, fish etc... Bull and his father left under a cloud. Bull bought a cabin close to this town from his Father when ‘He was strapped for cash.’ The doctor describes his father as ‘able to sell ice to the eskimos’

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My name is Dr. Jason Bull.

I’m not a lawyer, I’m an expert in what’s called trial science.

I study the jury’s behavioural patterns, I know what they're thinking before they do.

Everything my team learns gets plugged into a matrix. Which allows us to assemble a mirror jury, that is scary in its predictive efficiency. 

The verdict you get depends on me...

                                                             ...and that’s no bull.

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closed starter || @greeksnfreaks

“Hey could I get a whiskey? The best you've got?”

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❝ I wouldn’t know. ❞ A blatant lie; Henry knew well who had originally uttered that phrase, he simply hadn’t any desire to acknowledge the ruddy bastard. ( However, he sincerely had no clue who Katy Perry was, so - in a roundabout way - he’d been vaguely honest. ) ❝ – Either way, I should take offense, Sir.. ❞ Well, he had alluded to suffering from boredom in his com- pany, and that was the catalyst for the phrase in the first place: b o r e d o m.

“What? Noooo!” Bull smiles but its laced with panic and confusion. He turns his full attention onto the other, the furrow in his brow deepening as his opening gambit falls woefully wide of the mark. A Doctor and all, especially dressed the way Morgan was, the bespoke suit, the shoes, the pocketwatch.should’ve KNOWN who Hemingway was. It made the dear doctor interesting Bull was rarely wrong about reading anyone. “It was merely an bad attempt at breaking the ice. You could have made a comment about how you were drinking too, we both would laugh...I apologise.” 

Bull sighs and straightens his posture, “Let’s start again. Hello, I’m Dr. Jason Bull. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to meet me.”