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Splinters

"how bad is it? do i have to get it amputated" Michael asked you as he sat up on the kitchen counter. "Mike serioiusly it's just a splinter" "well it feels like a stab wound" "Mr mellodramtic, how'd you even get it anyway i though you guys were just playing a nice game of football." "we were until cal hit it hard and i dived into the fence, WHAT THE.." He stopped mid sentence due to you pulling out his splinters. "There all out, let me just put some cream and a dressing on it and you're all set to go and since you were so brave i'll even give you a lollypop." "I'd rather have something else." Mike said pulling you closer and raising his eyebrows "hmm, maybe when the guys are gone AND if you don't get any more splinters.." "Deal." Mike says before hoping of the counter and heading outside to where the guys were. "Hey guys time for you to go y/n and i just remembered we have plans." You heard hinm say as he got closer to the guys you couldnt help but smile, that boy has a one track mind.

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Highschool biker Michael AU

Imagine being in your local video game store killing some time browsing when biker michael from your english class comes up to you. "Hey." he simply said as he started browsing where you were too. "I don't know if you've noticed but there's a creepy older guy outside that's been staring at youfor the last 20 minutes." "I noticed, that's why i've been browsing for so long, i already have what i want i just don't wanna leave and have him follow me or something." "I have an idea, i have what i want too, so how about we go pay and then then i'll drive you home?" "I didn't think anyone was allowed to ride your bike except besides you?" It was a well known fact that Michael's bike was his pride and joy that only he and he alone was allowed to ride. "eh, i'll make an exception for you, you're not just anyone." "Oh yeah?" You asked a lil smirk on your face. "I may or may not have a thing for you." "Seriously?" You asked him, you guys had known each other since you were little since you guys grew up on the same street. This was the first time he had shown any intrest in you at all. "Yes, you're smart, kind, beautiful why wouldn't i have a thing for you?" "You just never showed any interest before." "Well i am now, what do you say, wanna go on a date with me?" "Will you let me ride the bike again or is it just like a one time deal for today?" "You can ride my bike anytime you want. And my motorcycle." Michael said winking at you as he headed towards the cash register.

Okay so the ending is shitty but it's 1am and i've had a shitty week despite it being only Wednesday so it's the best i've got

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Hit by a car

"Fuck." You said moving your head to the side, "I feel like i've been hit by a car, oh wait;" You paused for a second, "i did get hit by a car, your car infact."

"And as i've said i'm really really sorry for that but it was only a lil tap and you're okay so can we please get over it?" "Maybe in a few days, let me have my fun teasing you."

"Fine, do you need anything?"

"Hmm, some ice-crean would be great and some cuddles please." "I'm on it just try and relax."He said giving you a quick kiss, "i love you." he said said as he made his way towards the kitchen.

"love you too, even if you are a bad driver." You replied back with a smile on your face as you watched him leave.

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ice lolly

“Can you stop doing that?”

“Doing what?”

“Eating like that.”

“How else am i suppost to eat an ice lolly Mike.”

“I don’t know just please. Stop doing that.”

“Why is it turning you on?” You asked him jokingly.

“Noo.”

“OH MY GOD IT IS  TURNING YOU ON ISN’T IT?!.”

“It’s not my fault okay, i haven’tgotten any lately and i’m dying here.” 

“Well it’s not the best offer  i’ve had but i’ll take it.”

“Wait, what!?”

“Take your pants off and meet me in your room in five.”

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Bird or mouse?

"You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen Mr."

"Please tell me you're talking to our cat and not Calum or Luke."

"He did it again."

"Bird or mouse."

"mouse this time."

"Damn it Mustard, you know you're not suppost to bring us these things." You said picking up the little fur ball, just a look at his cute lil face has you melting, "I still love you you goof ball just stop it okay."

"He's not gonna listen, he never listens."

"I know but look how cute he is, i can't stay mad at him."

"Pushover, you're cleaning the next one up."

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Holiday lush

Imagine you and michael working for the same place and every holiday they throw a big party where you both get wasted and things get heated. This year you guys decided to reminiss before getting too wasted whilst sitting on the floor of one of the conference rooms.

"Last year’s Christmas party was a disaster. You got drunk, told me you loved me, and then kissed me in the service elevator." Michael said. " I thought that was Valentine’s Day."

"No, on Valentine’s Day, you got drunk and felt me up in the break room." Michael couldn't help but smile at the memory.

"Mmm. Well… I’m a sucker for the holidays. You can't beat what you said this new years it was a classic." It was now your turn to smile. "What did i say?" "You don't remember?"

"Not a single word."

"You asked me to marry you then threw up over the rosebushes outback." 

"Seriously."

"Yep, you looked so bad after that i put you in a cab and sent you home."

"So that's how i made it home, i always wondered."

"Well now you know. I wonder who is gonna come up with the outragous thing tonight, i highly doubt it will beat new years."

"I bet i can beat it."

"Oh yeah" "Yeah. Here it goes. I like you. Hell it's more than that i love you, You're my best friend as well as the best thing that's happened to me. i was dredding working at this place but somehow you made it okay and i've found myself not wanting to go home cause i like spending time with you so much. I think we should date like go to the movies, eat out in resturants that kind of thing. I wanna kiss you, and not just cause we're wasted, i wanna kiss you when i'm sober as well as right now."

"Wow, you found a way to beat new years." You said shocked at Michael's confession. 

"Told ya i would, what do you say? Shall we give it a go? We can always go back to being just friends if it doesn't work out." 

"I'm in."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously, not come here and kiss me." You said reaching out with grabby hands ready to hold onto him with everything you have.

(Insperation was taken from some Will and Grace dialog i saw on tumblr.)

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Hot Yoga

Imagine Michael wanting to be more involved in your hobbies since you always seem to do things he likes, so the two of you decide to do hot yoga together. Before going you warned michael just how intense it can get but he was insistant he could handle it no matter how awful. Around halfway through you could see he was struggling a little so you suggested calling it a day but he refused, far too determinded to make it all the way through. 

Finally it was all over and the two of you were finally home.  “So, was hot yoga as awful as you thought it would be?” You asked. “Worse, so much worse.” Mike replied crashing on the couch face first, far too exhaused to even take his shoes off. 

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Being Helpful

“Where the hell am i?” You asked groggily as you woke up on an unfamilar couch. “Hey, welcome to the world of the living.” An unfamiliar boy said as he sat down on the coffee table oposite you. “Who the hell are you? Where the hell am i?” 

“Shit, sorry, i’m Michael, we have English Lit together.”

“The guy whose always late?”

“That’s me.” He said smiling softly at you.

“Why am i on your couch? we didn’t...did we/?” You asked worried since you didn’t remember a thing.

“Oh no, we didn’t do that i promise. I found you asleep in the library. A group of guys were kinda close to you talking and i didn’t like how they were looking at you so i gathered up your stuff and carried you here.”

“You carried me?”

“Yeah, i didn’t have the heart to wake you, seems like you really needed some sleep.”

“Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” Michael replied smiling again.

“So, i guess i should get back to my room.”

“You can stay if you want? at least have something to eat, i just ordered pizza which should be here in a minute, we can share.

“Are you sure? I’ve already caused you enough trouble.”

“No trouble at all, i ordered enough to feed a small army, you’ll be doing me a favour.”

“Then i guess i’ll have to stay.” You said moving over on the couch so Michael could sit next to you.

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Seriously?

"Hey, so i couldn't help but notuce you're really fast at typing and there is no way in hell i can stare at a computer screen anymore. Any chance i could pay you to type and edit my paper? i have the draft all written down on paper."

"Seriously?" The boy asked, never had anyone asked him to do their typing for him, well except his mum but that was different.

"Yes, please i'm desperate."

"Okay sure, but in return i don't want money i want a date this weekend. A pizza date to be excat."

"Now it's my tuirn to ask, seriously?"

"Super serious."

"You know what i'm that desperate and you are pretty cute, it's a deal. Here is my draft, it's my only copy so please don't loose it, and here is my number, call me tomorrow when you've finished and we'll arrage that date." You said as you handed him your work and writing your phone number down for him.

"What if i finish before tomorrow can i call you?" He asked with a smile on his face knowing full well he would be finsihed within an hour or two at the most.

"You can call but i won't answer, i plan to be dead to the world the minute my head hits my pillow."

"In that case then i'll wait for tomorrow, now go and get some rest before you fall asleep stood up." He said noticing your eyes getting droopy.

"Will do, see you tomorrow." you said giving him a wave as you headed out.

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I have to go home.

"I have to go home." you told your boyfriend.

"Nooo" Michael whinned pulling you closer to him as the two of you laid on his bed cuddling.

"I have to, my mum will be getting worried about me." "So call her, tell her you have a very clingy who demands you stay the night." "Yeah, she'll love to hear that." You replied sarcastically. "Hey, your mum loves me. At least give it a try, it's worked before." "That's cause there was a storm Mikey." "Plllllllease, just give it a go, it's worth a shot." "fine." You said slipping out of his arms to retrive your phone to call your mum. "Hey Mum it's me, yeah i'm okay, i just wondered if i could stay at Michael's tonight...okay, i promise we won't, okay give her a call and let me know, love you too." "What's happening, can you stay?" Michael asked hopeful. "She said she's gonna call your mum and check that it's okay. She also made me prommise we wouldn't have sex." Before Mike could reply his mum appeared at his bedroom door. "You're more than welcome to stay y/n i just have a couple of ground rules, the door stays open at all times and no funny buisness." "Sounds good to me, thank you." you told her before shooting a smile mikeys way.

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How long have you been standing there?

Imagine thinking you have the apartment to yourself so you decide to crank up the radio and have a rather enthusiastic dance around in just your undies and one of mike's old shirts whilst doing the housework, singing your lungs out whilst having the time of your life until you spin around stopping dead in your tracks. "How long have you been standing there?" You ask feeling rather ridiculous. "About ten minutes, do you have any idea how cute you look when you dance?" "Shut up." You replied blushing whilst walking up to him giving him a big kiss.

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Why don’t they kiss already? (best friend Mikey)

Very short very shitty but here ya go 

"Why don't they kiss already?!" Mike shouted at the tv. "It's to build suspence, you know that." "yeah, well, it's still stupid, it's clear they're gonna end up together, they've been best friends forever." "Just cause they're best friends doesn't mean they should kiss, we're best friends and we don't kiss." "We can y'know." "What?" You asked, you knew what he meant but needed him to expand, make sure he meant what he was saying." "We can kiss if you want to, might be nice." "Really?" "Really, really." Mike replied before planting his lips atop of yours, and that is how the two of you went from best friends to lovers.

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Delivery Boy

The knock on your door startled you despite the fact you knew it was coming. You quickly paused what you were watching on netflix, grabbed your money off the side and went to answer the door. "That'll be 15.50 please." the insanely attractive delivery boy said, you handed gim a 20 and took your order from him but then stayed stood awkwardly in the doorway. "Did i forget something?" He asks wondering why you are still stood there. "No..at least i don't think so, it's just i've ordered take out every night this week and you're always the one to deliver it." "Is that a problem?" He asked confused. "No, it's just everytime you're here i think about asking you out but then i look and you and you're so damn pretty and i'm well... me and i do-" He quickly cuts you off by leaning down slightly due to your height difference and kisses you. "My names Michael by the way." He tells you with a smirk on his face. "Y/N" you reply, blushing slightly. "My shifts over in an hour, how about i come over with some ice cream and we can talk, get to know one another." "I'd like that." You replied smiling as Michael leaned down once more kissing you gently before leaving to carry on with his shift, counting down the minutes until he could be here again with you.

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I don’t wanna have kids

Imagine you and Michael have been dating for a while now and you're both just chilling on the couch laying in one anothers arms listening to music when all of a sudden you blurt out. "I don't wanna have a baby." Michael is taken a back at first, not quite sure how to respond. "You're not pregnant are you?" he asks, worried for a second since it wasn't something you guys had planned on. "No, and i don't wanna be, i'm sorry for springing this on you, i just thought i should tell you now then you don't have to waste your time being in a relationship with me if you want kids, we can split up." "Hey," Michael says softly as he sits the two of you up, having you face one another. "It's okay, kids aren't for everyone, besides i don't want them either, that's why i'm always careful when we... you know. I just didn't know how to tell you. I'm so glad you told me how you feel and that we feel the same." "Me too. I guess all that worrying was for nothing huh." "Yep. I think we need to make a pact, that from now on instead of worrying we just tell each other the things that are bothering us and deal with it rather than putting it off." "Good idea." You told him smiling as you two went back to cuddling.

I still stuck at endings but here ya go, found this in my notebook.