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I do know you a little bit. I got a 1972 Ferrari Dino 246 GT, guess the color, and the answer to your questions is whenever you have the time, I'm free as a bird these days, enjoying life, so you tell me when. It is not, we really must change that as soon as possible. I was very busy, I know that doesn't fully redeems me, but I did the best I could, I'm sorry. We do have something special, we always will, no distance between us will get in the way of that! Start taking notes. Work hard, but take long breaks in between! I'm in LA as well! I'll be spending Christmas in London, but I'm only coming back a couple of days before Christmas day, so we can definitely find a little time to meet? I'm ready to fill all the forms needed to make it happen. I'm taking all the time you can give me, at least enough to take a ride around in the new car and to have some dinner? We have some serious catching up to do here.

No way, you know me so well, what car did you get? And another important question when are you taking me for a ride in it? You're right Mr.Styles it has been a while and that is not acceptable. I know you've been busy touring and everything but I thought we had something special. Awww well I'm glad you're set on changing your ways Haz, I could learn a thing or two from you. Miss Kendall Jenner is in LA right now actually, where in the world is Mister Harry Styles these days? Hopefully not too far away. Hmmm see I have this form I could send you so we could work you into my social schedule.....but since I like you so much I won't put you through all that trouble. I think we can set something up, how time are you looking for Styles?

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ahah, alright, I'll give you a whole minute there before I tell you that I might be Victoria's number one fan, like I wish I had half of her talent on bass. I'll be holding you into that, not sure if you will keep the enthusiasm when I start to send you voice files absolutely murdering your mother language, but you just volunteered, I'm not letting you take it back now. It's a familiar house has a little garden, but no pool it's in Civita di Bagnoregio, in Viterbo, but you are more then welcome, with the promise of good food and good company in trade of some lessons.

oh damn. brb, gonna go brag to my bandmate Victoria that you wanna get to know me. she's going to spontaneously combust from sheer jealousy and that's what i love to see. nah, the pleasure is mine truly. if you need someone to practice your italian with, i'm your man. what part of italy is your house in? let me come visit and spend a weekend at your pool and i'll teach you everything you ever wanna know. / @harryedwardestilos

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h: joseph. did you just implied you'd give my mother a massage? h: alright, is this one of those desperate tactics of calling for my attention, without actually saying you want my attention? h: handsome, charming... you really don't need nobody to boost your ego. I've stopped trying to put sense on how this friendship works, but you're right, it does work. You sound like you might be missing me a little bit, is that why you acting up? You do know that all you need to do is say, I'm here for you, you charming sob.

joe: i've always had a soft spot for anne.. and her for me. the second i offer her these highly praised hands, its over for you. joe: don't worry, i am a professional masseuse. 🤝 joe: zero. that's why our friendship works. i push your limits and you find a handsome devil like me the most charming sob you've ever met.

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h: now that I'm trying you mean... h: emma, my darling, you have no idea at what lengths I would go for a chance on working with you, are you joking?! h: please, do bug me, I will bug you right back.

emma: so now you are coming into the acting world. emma: when are we working together? emma: got many things to bug you with. @harryedwardestilos

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The world can be very dramatic over the silliest things, but that we all know for a while now. I'm sorry to break it down to you like this, but those aren't true, no, I'm not certain where those rumors came from. I trust you, swear I'm not just denying it over contractual clauses or anything. How have you been? Congrats on rush! Amazing work mate.

now that the world has stopped screaming about your hair being gone, i'm here to bother you about something else -- the rumors of you joining the white lotus. sat here picturing you and aubrey plaza (yes, i know she won't be in the next one but shhh) sharing a screen and i think my brain shut off. is it true though? you can tell me. i'm great at keeping secrets. @harryedwardestilos

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Thomas! How have you been mate? I'm alright, been enjoying some time off, so everything has been pretty chill for a change. Buy me a pint and I'm an open book, it's been way too long, we definitely owe to ourselves a proper catch up soon!

Hey mate, how are things going with you? It feels like we haven't had a proper chat up in ages. Which means I need to know everything or everything you want to share at least. @harryedwardestilos

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Harry in a nutshell

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I just got an early Christmas present for myself in the form of yet another classic to add to my beloved car collection, and my first thought was Kendall would love this one, which reminded me how long it's been since we've spoken, it's been way too long and that's simply put unacceptable. Now that I have some free time in my hands I can't even blame it on work, so I'm set on change it, asap. Where in the world is Miss Kendall Jenner these days and where do I submit my request for a little bit of her time? @kxnnyjxnn

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That's the spirit, I really wish you a fast recovery, looking forward to see you out there again, I don't keep up with it as much as I'd like, but still. Already getting ready for Christmas or it's still too soon, the British in me feels like I'm falling behind, with me being in LA, and done absolutely nothing to get ready for it, whilst my mum has already gone all out with all the decorations and everything.

The hand yeah. it’s one of those freak things that just sort of happened. I was fine two quarters before that and then I heard a pop and I couldn’t grip or throw the ball. It’s just a bit of a set back. But the comeback will follow.

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It's the way I know that to be absolutely true that lead me to say it in the first place. I'm tempted, but then your brother would be completely lost without me, I think he has enough going on in his life right now, so maybe I should show him a little bit of kindness and not revoke all rights this suddenly. Wait what? Oh fuck- well, sorry to break it out to you like this, it was never my intention. It's always been Joe, Nick.

my goal in life is to be the favorite jonas brother of pretty much anyone i come across. having harry styles say i'm his could be the thing to put me over the edge and send me into a winning streak. revoke the friendship, call him out, block his number if you need to! alright, don't do that he will maybe cry but either way i'm saying this can't change. wait, are you saying i wasn't your favorite before? i'm reconsidering our friendship now, harry, that's how i am!

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I try my best to always do better. Why of course, songwriting is our own personal form of therapy, only we can fully understand it, I could never hold it against you, Taylor. I did do the same, we both know it’s true. I love what you're doing with rerecording your music, and the little twist of putting songs that didn't make the cut before, amazing work, all the props to you, you really don't own me an apology for anything, if that was the case I'm owning you quite a few with the couple of leaks I had this last year. It's in the past, and we are both well resolved, I think, and I'm m thankful that we get to be friendly after all these years, and that's what trully matters to me. Oh yeah, I've heard about Brazil, I'm sorry, that's a terrible situation to go through, sending you all the love. You get some time off now right? To recharge and enjoy the holidays? A birhtday coming up? Ah! Look at her, she got jokes! Very funny, you are. I have been enjoying myself, yes, LA has been wonderful so far, can't lie that I'm looking forward to get back to London for Christmas though, where those hats will be very welcomed and needed, just saying. It's quite freeing, I've been loving it so far, sometimes I find myself brushing aside the hair that I no longer have, so it's a process getting used to it, after so many years with longer hair.

One thing I can be certain of, your kindness hasn't ever faded away over time. Thank you for being so understanding about it. I have so much respect for you so I'm glad you didn't take it to heart. Yeah, I guess you did do the same, didn't you? Your music is beautiful. I'm just sorry it got dragged up now. I know our past happened years ago but with the rerecord of 1989, it felt like I had to use those songs. They'd been pushed to the side for too long. Thank you! Yeah, Argentina was incredible and Brazil has been a mix bag of emotions. Oh, so you actually do know how to take a break? I'm beyond shocked with that news. For a moment there, I'd grown concerned that you didn't know what relaxing actually meant. I hope you're enjoying yourself. How's LA been treating you? I'll send you a hat collection in the mail. We have to keep you bundled up as it grows colder. Are you enjoying the buzz cut? Personally, I think it suits you. You're lucky you have a nice shaped head.

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Yes I did, and I have it saved on my phone. Don't be embarrassed! It's the best praise to your work, having people covering it, and making it their own. Why thank you, but just so you know, I'm One Direction's biggest fan, so you can only be aiming for second biggest spot here, I'm sorry. Now that's a whole mood, that album was released 10 years ago, I'm scared to even ask you how old were you back then! Still, appreciate you for all the love. You are the one with several bangers out there right now! Congrats! How has it been with the new album? I know how stressful it can be to finally put an album out there.

If you see a cover of me singing Sign Of The Times floating around somewhere, no you didn't. It's truly awful. I made it years ago but I saw it was doing numbers on tiktok and now I'm embarassed. Apparently you can take the band away but the fan girl follows no matter what. Yes, I am that one direction fan that never grew out of the phase. Can you blame me though? You guys had bangers. In fact, it was only the other day I was blasting the Midnight Memories album while getting ready for Thanksgiving. It holds up but I'm sure you know that. @harryedwardestilos

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As a fellow Brit missing home, I absolutely agree. It feels unnatural not being full Christmas mode yet, specially after facetiming mum and seeing all the Christmas decorations on the background already, how dare she not waiting for me to put the star on the top of the tree? Growing up sucks. This time of the year makes me homesick way faster, for sure, I'll be spending Christmas in London though. I haven't started either, I'm terrible, every year I keep telling myself I won't leave it for last minute the next year, but I always do. We still have time to work on it though! We should unite forces, and go together! I could use some help picking something for your girls, and wouldn't mind spending some time together.

Is is crazy that I'm fully ready to commit to Christmas mode? I feel like a shit Brit that I've not even begun decorating and it's already over three quarters of the way through November. Just wasn't sure decorating so early in New York was the way to go. Do you ever miss the UK and just how absolute balls to the wall they go with their lights all over Carnaby, Oxford, and Regent? I've not even started Christmas shopping for my two girls and I'm now going to regret everything. Tell me I'm not alone and you haven't begun any either? @harryedwardestilos

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h: mum already came in my defense on insta, should I send her your way as well? You know how Anne can get!

h: firstly, don't caps lock me! secondly, a peacock?? How about no emojis. I vote for no emojis, in the end of the day, how many Harry's do you have in your life that actually put up with you?

joe: ouch hit a nerve huh joe: FINE THEN. guess i'll have to do the peacock one then. happy now?

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At this point I don't think my love for italy is that big or a secret, with me getting a house there and everything. I can't believe we haven't had a chance to properly meet before, we should change that, I'm a huge fan, I've been working on my italian, in hopes of making an impression, but suddenly all I know is ciao, so I won't go there and make a full of myself and scare you away. @dcmianodvid

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I've been on a break, and that left me with way too much time in my hands that I don't know what to do with myself, which resulted with me going through some old picutes, remember how I would always carry a camera with me? I've found a couple of old pictures of you and it's crazy how young we were, I might frame one and send them your way. Not so much a surprise now that I told you about it, but oh well. Congrats on Houdini! It's been on repeat, I take it you're on full promo mode, how is it going? I saw something about Japan? @dvaslipas