harrison-hailey

[harrison-hailey]

@shadowpico(twitter) asked: Tour bus or airplane?

[harrison-hailey]

"Alright, alright. Let's.. Let's fucking GO!"

[ He had never been seen with so much energy as he almost sprinted down the promenade, skipping through fountains and splashing water up his legs as he twirled and eventually tripped onto his front. Clumsy, and already ridiculously intoxicated, he just laid there and giggled. ] 

Becoming a changed man and getting my morals straight. Nah, I don’t know. I’ve been bored of shit around here. 

Don’t plan it, man. Lets just work our way around LA one pitstop at a time and see who we can piss off.

[harrison-hailey]

"Hallelujah! The return of Miles fuckin' Byrne. Where have you been, dude? You square. I can't just be shootin' up without you!"

"Oh, tonight we have everything. I mean everything. Take your pick, you monster."

Don’t go down that path again because we all know how that one almost ended up. Y’don’t know if they’ll let you out after just a week this time. Fuck that.

Lets go and get fucked up, though. 

[harrison-hailey]

"Everyone hates me, and my life has gone to shit. So, drugs. And lots of them."

"I wanna get arrested."

Fuck pacing ourselves, lets go nuts.

Wait, what’s the occasion? 

[harrison-hailey]

"--Hey, yeah! Enough pills to share. We have dope for later, too, so.. Pace yourself."

"I must admit, I started early. YeAH!"

[harrison-hailey]

we're broken people // lolita & harry

The queue for the coffee shop was so long that Harry almost didn't bother. Families enjoying lunch in the comfy seats, businessmen in and out with eyes firmly on their watch; it was clear he didn't belong here, and that was drummed in with every accusing glance he received, as he resembled someone that couldn't even afford a spoonful of sugar. A shirt hanging off his emaciated frame like a bedsheet, jeans worn to breaking point around his knees and hair shimmering with the grease of not washing for days, it was a wonder spare change wasn't being forced into his palm at every spare opportunity. 

It was difficult to determine that underneath all this was Harrison Hailey. Egotistical, narcissistic, flirtatious; it was all gone now. The disheveled man on the outside was now just a shell. Picking up the steaming hot coffee cup but neglecting to realize it was burning the pads of his fingers he promptly left to meet Lolita as he was aware he was already late, but he continued to walk one slow and drawn out step at a time. There was no use in rushing. Not anymore. He probably wouldn't have even broken into a jog if he had heard the police shouting behind him. A part of him just wanted to disappear. 

And he couldn't disappeared, too, but he cared too much for Lolita for that. Dragging tired feet up each step he stumbled on the last and fell against her door with a thump, almost spilling the coffee, but announcing his presence in an unmistakable fashion. It was unbelievable that he wasn't drunk already. Giving up he let his knees crumble beneath him and he sort of collapsed against the frame of the door with his head bowed in his free hand, a distressed whimper leaving his mouth and his whole body just slumping in defeat. God. If only they knew.

[harrison-hailey]

"Who says I'm lying?"

I don’t think you’re allowed to lie to me at this point, babe. 

[harrison-hailey]

"Well.. Yeah. Okay."

"I'm fine, though."

Uh, okay, you’re over-exaggerating. I watched you for one night and that was it, the rest was all you.

Too bad, I’m still going to. 

[harrison-hailey]

"Well, you are taking away most of my freedom for an indefinite period of time. Your measures are.. a little over the top, in my opinion."

"--I did say you shouldn't worry."

Do you have to make me sound like an asshole?

[harrison-hailey]

"Have you come to watch me?"

Buying a private island that doesn’t have internet access sounds like a good idea most of the time. You could always do that.

[harrison-hailey]

"Where the fuck did that come from? My 'allergy' only flares up at the sound of bullshit and, right now, I can feel my rash startin' to resurface."

"Some of those kids really are just dumb."

Somebody also claims you’re allergic to free-range eggs. Can you confirm this or is that something you would rather not discuss? 

[harrison-hailey]

"Egotistical, narcissistic, dickhead... I've heard it all before. But if you're feelin' lucky, tell me something I don't know."

Probably. There’s a lot of pictures of girls in “I love Teddy Twiggs” tops so I kind of took that as a sign. Yes, probably. Why? Do you want some updates on how you’re doing?

[harrison-hailey]

"Well, ain't that just peachy. I bet everyone fuckin' loves you, now, pretty boy. Ever google searched Harrison Hailey?"

Not when it’s nothing but good things. That’s actually pretty satisfying. 

[harrison-hailey]

"Hasn't anyone told you googling yourself is a terrible idea?"

I woke up this morning, went on my laptop to order something, ended up googling myself and then everybody else and now it’s dark and I haven’t eaten and I still haven’t ordered the thing.

[harrison-hailey]

"Yeah, I guess. so. Fuck 'em, right? Fuck 'em.."

"So what's up with you, huh? I see there's a fair bit of drama around you, too."

Everything will ruin it if you let it. Just focus on the person who’s actually important to you. 

[harrison-hailey]

"I do love her, y'know.."

"We've been dating for, well, ever since I was in hospital. And she's perfect. And I'm happy, y'know? For once. Of course, the gossip blog and other shits that will remain nameless have ruined that happiness for me."

I think that’s nice though. I love the fact that all of my fans think I’m super happy all the time which ends up meaning they turn to me and the girls when they’re down. It’s like being able to pretend you’re a superhero for a couple of hours even when you know you’re not that great…But that’s just me. 

Exactly, there’s only two people that matter in a relationship, anyways.

[harrison-hailey]

"Sweet of you, love, but.. I think this is for me to deal with. I've already been called out for 'playing the victim', and I'm not prepared to initiate any more pointless hate. I have enough circlin' around as it is."

"Have we met? Harrison Hailey. You've probably heard of me."

Oh… Well, that sounds kinda sucky. I take it this is all this kind of pointless drama that’s been happening? Um, instead of becoming a hermit, you can rant about whatever it is if you want. ‘Cause it does seem like nobody’s business but yours, y’know?