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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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#amber.

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

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sara hagale

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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

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is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

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tug on his gorget

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lets out a noise like a wounded animal and doesn't elaborate

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHARLIE BROWN! (1986), dir. Bill Melendez & Sam Jaimes

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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"We were inseparable When I was in hospital he came to see me and we played Scrabble." - Steve Pemberton (about Reece Shearsmith)

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Andrew Scott explains the "Hot Priest" cultural phenomenon

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i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat

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Timothée Chalamet at the New York premiere of "A Complete Unknown" on December 13, 2024. ✨

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