harperofsherwood

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text 💬 harvie

Harper: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant and now I'm sad I don't have an elephant 😢

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text 💬 hill

Harper: I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today...

Harper: You don't happen to be missing any doorknobs, do you?

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text 💬 hamille

Harper: Did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? For some reason it came up as an unknown number so I've been trying to figure out who left it!

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text 💬 harpiver

Harper: I'm not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension...

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text 💬 harco

Harper: Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever 😊

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text 💬 hassie

Harper: You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. Which is like EXTRA adorable. I love Chia Pets!

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text 💬 hojo

Harper: There is an alarming amount of glitter in my everywhere. Normally glitter isn't an issue, I love glitter! But I'm not sure where this came from, which is why it's alarming...

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text 💬 blairper

Harper: Love the spring because the flowers are all in bloom, hate the fact that it feels like the weeds are always taunting me. I swear, I just cleared my garden of weeds and when I went out just now, they were back! It's like they're mocking me! "You can’t get rid of me that easily!" That's what they're telling me!

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TEXT ツ HARPERMO

Guillermo: Okay, so this up and coming restaurant is serving edible flowers as appetizers and they're beautiful! You have to come with me to see them sometime!

Harper: But did you eat it? Was it good? I've eaten Impatiens before in a jelly and it was probably the best thing I've ever had! I need to learn how to make jellies myself, do you think those would be a good addition to a flower shop? You don't have to answer that! I'm just thinking out loud. I'd LOVE to go to that restaurant though! What flowers did they serve?

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text 💬% jirper

Jia: Do you think dogs have favorite songs the same way that people do?

Harper: I'll have to ask Cassie! She spends a lot more time around animals than I do. But I don't see why they wouldn't have preferences! They have ears, I'm sure some things sound better to them than others.

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text 💬 open

Mark: I'm bored as hell and I want to do something fun. You up?

Mark: Let's play a game 😈

Harper: I love games! What sort of game did you have in mind?

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text 📲 hates

bates: slow your horses you have to remember i barely know the difference between a daisy and a tulip... what is a chrysantheum again?

bates: and i don't know what color. red? whites too...clean

harper: those are two completely different flowers! tulips kind of look like cups and daisies are what you typically imagine when you think of flowers! but chrysanthemums are this one

harper: [https://www.gardenia.net/storage/app/public/uploads/images/detail/Garden_Mum_Cheryl_Pink_Bloom_13449Optimized.jpg]

harper: red is perfect! good choice.

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text 📲 hill

Will: Good morning, your Harperness! I don't know what I did to deserve such a lovely reminder so early in the day but I absolutely appreciate it and you! I'd draw you back something in emojis but I'm more of a written word guy. What's new?

Harper: That's the best part, you deserve it just by being you! Nothing really new, though. Just finishing up preparations for the basket auction and Valentine's right after that! I'm trying new bouquets because roses are overdone. What do you think of a Camellia and Alstroemeria combination? Or would Blue Irises be better?

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text 📲 hassie

Cassie: I didn't know ANYONE actually tried doing that, it always sounded so gross to me! Are you okay? Aside from being hyper, I mean. What were you taking medicine for? Are you sick???

Harper: IT IS! But it's less gross than the medicine! I never liked the ones that tasted like mint, it's always too thick and sickening. Oh, nothing like that! Just a little sinus congestion, so I had to take some medicine for it.

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text 📲 harco

Marco: WOAH WOAH WOAH, your nose is ALWAYS welcome in my business, first of all! Go ahead and take a sniff and never say sorry for it!

Marco: I don't really think I need help with anything though? You know how I feel about Freddie, and so does she, and nothing's happening but I don't think that's a problem. It must just mean she doesn't want anything to happen and that's okay! I want to be her friend no matter what. Do you think getting her flowers on Valentine's Day would be too much? Because I'm getting some for all of my Sherwood girls too so it's kind of like welcoming her into the family, not pressuring her into anything... right?

Harper: Of course she knows! You haven't exactly been shy about telling her! But I'm sorry that nothing's come of it. At least you're taking it well! Heartbreaks are not fun, so I'm glad to see that you've not gotten yours broken 😊 Of course it's not pressuring! Although I would try to stay away from roses since those are typically a romantic gesture. If you're looking for something less romantic, might I suggest Amaryllis? They're beautiful and strong, just like Freddie! Plus bonus, they're commonly given as a gift for success!

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text 📲 hark

Mary Kate: Maybe you overwatered i? Can't you kill something by loving it too much, instead of neglecting it?

Harper: With succulents, yes, most should only be watered every two weeks but I swear it's been about that long since I watered it!

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text 📲 hobbie

Robbie: Don't think of it as being scary! Think of it as when the sun's taking a nap! Or think of it as me climbing outside your window filming you being scared for a AuraTube video!

Harper: I'm not sure if thinking it's for a video makes it better! Now I'm just anxious about HOW you're going to scare me for it!