harompe
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this street is haunted like a beast that doesn't know its face is frightening to behold about
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Albert Paley: Bed (1981) forged and fabricated steel, brass, bronze
#babe you wanna come over and get impaled tonight 😏#and by impaled i mean.. heh.. on my weird forged steel bedframe
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Hey, we can do three-day polls now, cool! Time for a quick poll about a subject near and dear to my heart; coffee.
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These look so impractical as water pitchers
Walter Pichler
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whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can
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calculator app looooves to disguise itself as clock app. shell put on her little makeup and wig and you tap on her and then your all in numbers andd calculations world and you go i didnt want this!!!!!!! and you have to miserable leave and go crawling over to clock app whos a mean old hag whos always waking you up and you think God i wish i was at calculator right now
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Yeah but maybe don't start rambling at people who are clearly busy/disinterested?
it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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#>30 if we mean 'know' as 'ive definitely heard that name before' i only listen to like 5 of these#what a shitty lineup#is it just not worth it anymore for acts to do festivals or what
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Shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first 10 songs!
Fortress - Pinback
Journal of Ardency - Class Actress
Felemel - Kistehén
Far Away - Junip
The Boy Done Wrong Again - Belle & Sebastian
Ezt is elviszem magammal - Kistehén
Sajnálom - HS7
Daydream in Blue - I Monster
Ha sírok - Kistehén
Tudom hogy szeretsz titokban - HS7
Mutuals do this!!! 🎵 🎤
#ask meme#harompe listens#I didn't even listen to that much kistehen tbh#i did listen to that much hs7 tbf#on repeat#aktuális kedvencek#why is the hungarian name more lame..
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unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir
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Petting a cat, 1936. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.
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Édouard Manet (French, b. 1832 - 1883) Tête du chien “Bob”, 1876 Oil on canvas, 27 x 21cm
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