33 it/its super freak bog creature fagmess. Into the normal stuff; erotic cannibalism, body mods, family fun, anime, westerns, and TTRPGs. I am definitely mentally table and can be trusted with access to your thighs.
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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
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Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet?
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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
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cool candygram style condom wrappers
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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.
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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
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Transgender petplay where I get to be the beloved pet kitten that constantly sits on the lap of a deeply unethical Bond villain(ess)
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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me
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giving a boymoder her first dress and watching her face light up as she puts it on might just fix me.
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[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best
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The beast doesn’t need to transform to be loved. He doesn’t have to turn into a boring fucking prince to be loved. Or renounce to the essence of who it is. To me love is not transformation, love is acceptance and understanding.
Guillermo del Toro
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For those wondering: Yes, Parasect girl's parasitic mushroom influences her to write fanfics
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