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Tom: Kobe!  *tosses a ball into a cup and misses*

Tom:  If I make it I’m rich!  *tosses a ball into a cup and misses*

Tom:  I’m a good boyfriend!  *tosses a ball into a cup and misses*

Tom:  I’m cute af!  *tosses a ball into a cup and misses*

Tom:  I’m popular!  *tosses a ball into a cup and misses*

Tom:  I’m gay!  *tosses a ball into a cup and makes it*

Tom:  WTF?!

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Star: *screams*

Marco: What was that?

Star: I just thought about my anxieties and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.

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Miko:  Hey Bitt!  Is Five here?

Bitt: Hello Miko!  You can find Tech Support Hector “High-Five” Nieves in the training room.

Miko:  Training room?  Why is he there?

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Miko:  *waiting patiently outside the training room.*

Five:  *waking out with Zahra*  That was intense.  Thanks for all that help with those maneuvers

Zahra:  Hey, no problem Five.  We can go over more tomorrow if you want.

Five:  Sounds like a plan.  See tomorrow.  Same time?

Zahra:  Same time!  *Walks away while shooting him a finger gun*

Five:  *shoots a finger gun back*

Miko:  *stars in her eyes and giddy*  OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Five:  Oh hey Mik-

Miko:  *grips Five by the shoulders and shakes him*  WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE SEEING ZAHRA?!?!?!

Five:  WHAT?!  No!  It’s nothing like that.  We were just-

Miko:  You have to tell me EVERYTHING?!  Who asked first?  What’s she like?  She a good kisser?

Five:  *blushing*  Miko stop!  There’s nothing going on between me and Zahra.  She was just showing me some moves to use in battle.

Miko:  And I bet she was showing you some moves to use in the bedroom too.

Five:  Quit it!  I’m sure I would know if Zahra had a thing for me or not.  

Miko:  *doubtful nod*  Yeah, okay Five.  Whatever you say.

Five:  I’m serious Miko!  Zahra and I are not gonna get together.

Miko:  I’ll be sure to remember that at the wedding.

Five:  MIKO!!!

*Around the corner, Zahra walks away with a somber look...*

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Zahra: Where's Miko?

Five: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

Zahra: ...I never said she was?

Five: Oh. Haha, awkward.

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Jackie:  This is actually really good garlic bread.

Marco:  Garlic bread is my favorite food.  I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.

Jackie:  You'd get fat.

Marco:  No.  Why would I get fat?

Jackie:  Bread makes you fat.

Marco:  Bread make you fat?!

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Adrien:  What is Hentai?

Alya:  It's when a chicken, usually a female, learns martial arts, usually tai chi.

Adrien:  Oh cool!  I will go look up hentai videos now!  Thanks!

*later*

Adrien:  You lied

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Janna: Well, just to play Devil's advocate-

Marco: Don't you think the Devil has enough advocates?!

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Miko: Mashed potatoes make me sad.

Five: Why?

Miko: They should have been french fries.

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Hekapoo:  Do you know why I call you in here?

Marco:  Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?

Hekapoo: *ceases pouring out wine for two*  Accidentally?