Ale. 27.| I'm weird and i make dumb jokes when I'm nervous.| Also I have a degree in literature| and I do nothing with it| Colombia. (English is my second language).
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Kristen Bell and Adam Brody reminding the girls what real chemistry looks like. I should be blushing. There should be banter and lingering looks. Thank you to them.
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Ali Hazelwood books summarised in one tweet:
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the serotonin released after reading any ali hazelwood book is unparalleled
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I have decided I want to be a main character written by Ali Hazelwood- smart, PhD-having boss bitch women who have very grandma-core hobbies and end up with the hottest nerds on the planet!! That’s the dream package!!
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give two white guys a budget of hundreds of millions of dollars and watch them create the most mediocre thing you’ve ever witnessed
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With all the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?
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Season 1 Trivia | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 - ) I 1.08 + Text posts
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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1.08 • "The Prophecy Comes True"
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You have been claimed by Poseidon, Earthshaker, Stormbringer. Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon.
1.08 | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
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Percy immediately putting his sword down when he thinks he hurt Luke. Saying “I’m sorry” because he doesn’t want to hurt him. Even if Luke is the traitor. Only for Luke to take advantage of his kindness and draw blood.
THAT is the difference between Luke and Percy.
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“he murdered people” “he was a terrible person” “he literally became a cannibal”
wow. god forbid autistic people have hobbies
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If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.
Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.
I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.
I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”
I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.
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the pjo show is excellent because for at least 2 whole seconds percy genuinely believed he was the second coming of christ
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“You are Poseidon’s son.”
“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”
YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD
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if i was percy jackson and i was a high school senior and i had literally saved the world twice and descended into hell to do so and had been running around at the gods’ beck and call since age 12 saving them from destruction. and i had to do even MORE quests in order for them to give me college recs. i would say you know What . maybe luke was Right. and i would tsunami their asses
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