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No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

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this is the fourth time my cat has pressed the power button on my computer and turned it off

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I love how often people on this site call random things which they disagree with but don't have any actual argument against either puritan or catholic, regardless of the subject in question's actual relevance to either puritanism or catholicism. it's like 17th century england in here

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2025 is a good number, it’s a quarter of the way through the 20 hundreds and it’s got that nice set of 2s separated by only a 0. not bad. whatever happens this year at least it’ll be happening during a good number 😌

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can I stay in bed until 2025

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

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The Star-Journal, Warrensburg, Missouri, December 30, 1924

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hey honest question, did anybody have GOOD stuff happen to them in 2024? cause it was really bad for me and for most people i know, so it would be nice to hear about anything that's been going WELL for any of you. even if it's small stuff. just to know there's light out there.

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The Star-Journal, Warrensburg, Missouri, December 30, 1924

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fucked up to start a new year in the middle of the week. sparkle on its 2025?

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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

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criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

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happy new year but more importantly

happy birthday to mr. special himself 💥