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I had a horrible dream that someone accidentally installed Windows 11 on my PC and everything was gone. I was even using google in my dream. It wouldn't say how to get rid of it. I think I ended up taking my whole PC apart and then crying and doing nothing.

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when life sucks, fill your dark void with deadly radioactive uranium ores.

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I made track #02 today! Another super heavy electro drum&bass song with some sad piano. It only took 4 hours of fighting with Audacity and Camtasia!

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Two enamel pin badges I recently bought which shipped out of Ukraine.

Участнику ликвидации аварии- made for liquidators who helped to clean up the Chernobyl disaster which happened in 1986. This particular pin badge has a makers stamp on the back so is likely authentic.

АЗС (Атомная Электростанция) Чернобыльская- given to everyone involved in the creation of the Chernobyl power plant, including plant staff, engineers, builders and servicepeople. Would possibly have been given out late 1970's. I'm less certain of the authenticity of this pin badge, but the back is covered in a starburst pattern.

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Spectrometry service needed!

Please contact me if you can help with my work. I'm trying to indentify the exact radioactive isotopes that are in each of my "Negative Ion" wristband and sticker products. I initially thought Thorium Dioxide but today I discovered a Chinese outlet selling radium powder in bulk and it made me rethink the manufacturing process. So, in short I'd like to know;

What element the wristbands (and stickers) contain

The amounts/purity in each one

Where exactly the element is contained in the product; baked-in or just layered on top?

I have about 11 items I'd like to have tested, you're welcome to just send me a quote estimation of cost.

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An irony: A sticker with the purpose of blocking harmful radiation from 5G signals.

This sticker contains moderate amounts of radioactive thorium which my alpha geiger counter registers as 450CPM on average. Not particularly harmful, but this product still should not exist, both because it's scamming people and thorium is toxic.

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Finalized the design, now to pay somebody to make it for me :) It will look so cute!

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I have just spend $400 on 5 more pieces of uraninite. I have a bad addiction to rocks.

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A concept for a cute multi-layered transparent acrylic keychain featuring a radiological hazard trefoil motif with a tiny smiley face set in the middle.

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Etsy is punishing me for trying to spend money. I add 4 items to my basket; fine, but with a £70 shipping fee. I add 5 items to my basket; it's now cheaper than if you were to buy 4 items for absolutely no reason, oh and also...

do you know how expensive that would be? To buy all 5 items individually with Etsy's awful shipping calculation?! It's trying to charge me £26 shipping per item.

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The background radiation level in my room is currently 62 counts per minute. It would normally be closer to 40 cpm but I have a particularly hot piece of uraninite sitting inside a container on my desk. Can you imagine if I took that rock out of its box? It's also about 40cm away from my geiger counter, which is always turned on and constantly counting the background radiation level. Uranium is an alpha emitter but its decay products emit both gamma and beta particles, and my distant geiger counter detecting this suggests this piece of uraninite is quite intensely decaying.

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uranium is edible but it tastes spicy, not chilli pepper spicy but like tv static spicy, you should try it.

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early 1960 radium watch hands, measuring 418cpm

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I'd really like if you could have a listen of a track I made after a few birthday drinks.

I wrote the lyrics and spewed it out on Suno but did 3 hours of mixing afterwards (fuck you Camtasia9) plus some percussion support from my own geiger counter. Let me know if you like it!

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Hey scalpers!

There's another console coming out for you to hoard.

Just thought you'd like to know

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Just some goofy cow sprites I'm making for a cow-based game

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I had a weird dream where I went to a KFC to get lunch but the line was crazy long and people were going nuts to try to get to the front counter. When I got there, the staff were super strict for no reason and when I asked them for some fries, they took me aside and made me show them ID and my bank statement. The woman wasn't happy with this so she took me out to the back room which turned into a weird infinite labyrinth which I got lost in and I never got to have my fries.