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Bro, I have the same birthday as Akutagawa and I really, really, really didn't need to wake up today to find Justin beiber was also born on the same date :)

HBSHJBHJSBEJ

IM SO SORRY

THATD JKFNR

-MI

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LMAO

Akutagawa, opens his mouth to make his “I hate Jinko” speech again.

Behind him, a bored-looking Gin, who mouths the entire thing completely on time, after hearing him practice it in their bathroom multiple times.

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yosano: dazai- why are you laying on the floor??

dazai: i did a productive and now my head hurts.

yosano:

ME LMAO

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WHY DOES CHUUYAS QUESTION MAKE SENSE

Chuuya: If there's a 'heavens no' and a 'hell yes', why isn't there a 'purgatory maybe'?

Dazai: PURGHAPS.

Chuuya: OH MY GOD!

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Ango: Why does Dazai look so upset?

Odasaku: He took one of those “Which Member of the Port Mafia are you” quizzes.

Ango: And who’d he get?

Odasaku, laughing: Nakahara.

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WHAT

kunikida: i just don't get how someone can spend 45 minutes in the shower.

atsushi: i just spent an hour in the shower thinking about how Mercedes has three e's all pronounced differently.

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kunikida: FOUR MONTHS.

atsushi: what's happening?

dazai: * laughing * wait for it

kunikida: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS.

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kunikida, sneezing:

dazai: oh my god kunikida is dabbing

kunikida: i’m not, i have allergies.

dazai: watch he's gonna do it again

kunikida, sneezing:

dazai: fuckin hit it kunikida

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atsushi: i-i accidentally ate ranpo-san’s candy. how long do you think i’ll live?

yosano: ten 

atsushi: ten what-? 

yosano: nine

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kyouka: today i saw atsushi crying for 5-6 minutes and then an alarm went off and he just... stopped crying and went right back to work

atsushi: it's called time management, kyouka-chan

LMAOOO

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more dazatsu

dazai: *does something stupid*

kunikida: *leaning over to atsushi* are you absolutely sure you want that one? we can get you a better one-

atsushi: *sighs in defeat* i want that one

I DONT SHIP BUT ITS SO FUNNY BYE

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okaaay, but have u given thought about someone studying japanese literature who has no knowledge of bsd and seeing tons of fan fiction about nakahara chuuya, osamu dazai, and more japanese authors? no? well, there u have it. imagine their shock and confusion why ppl are pairing them up

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Party Hard™

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OML YES <3

Atsushi, explaining to Dazai why heshould drink more water: Water can solve all problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water.

Chuuya, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them.

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LMAO BYE

15 year old Chuuya

Chuuya: *on the ceiling*

Kouyou: Get down from there at once!

Chuuya: No.

Kouyou: *grabs broom*

Chuuya: What the he—

Kouyou: *slaps Chuuya with the broom*

Chuuya never disrespected Kouyou again.

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OMG WHY

OSAMU DAZAI

IMAGINE

》 angst, definitely (dazai x reader)

》 trigger warnings! death, delusions, accidents

》 word count: 1.3k

》 feeling horrible translates into inspiration so i indulged myself- a shorter one this time round, please… enjoy?

“always pining for what we can’t have”

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