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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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what the fuck is this monstrosity

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Steve From “Blue’s Clues” Just Checked In On “The Kids He Raised” And Gave Them A Safe Space To Offload After Donald Trump’s Election Victory.

Interestingly, Steve doesn’t even speak in the 59-second video, but appears to give viewers a comforting presence as he enters the outdoors shot and “offers them” a hot drink.

And many of the comments thanked Steve for offering them this safe space, with one person writing: “As a trans man, I felt this to my core. I took the breath with you then started bawling. Thank you.”

“The man who is a staple of my childhood didn’t say a single word and it brought me to tears. Steve, thank you. I don’t know where we go from here,” somebody else wrote.

Another popular comment reads: “He didn’t say A WORD and said everything at the same time. This man should be guarded at all costs.”

“Neither of my dads checked in on me today. But you did Steve. Thank you,” one more acknowledged.

“So much responsibility on Steve’s hands to make sure we are okay. We need to make sure he’s doing okay too. I mean I’m not doing great, but he’s still looking after the kids he raised,” somebody else added.

While another concluded: “I bet you didn’t think you’d still be raising us all these years later, Steve, but thank you for still being here.”

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Mawmaw took her first steps (with crutches) since the car accident (which happened in June) today.

Reblog this with something good that happened to you. Did you pet a cat? Did someone do something nice for you?

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People are not afraid of adult conversations, they just think your a fuck mind-reader that always knows why they are being a sour soul at that exact moment.

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real

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Picture taken of me after realizing that not only have I been yapping too much to the people from my animation course, but also ruined my chances of becoming friends with any of them when the semester starts because I managed to give them a horrible first impression before even meeting them

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My religious convictions are that I am willing to believe in the religious views of whoever I happen to be talking to, but I am not converting and I am going to be whatever your religion thinks people outside of your religion are.

Like that's just your religion because that's how your people do your thing, and I am not of your people, so whatever rules apply to you don't apply to me, and we're just chilling? Yeah we're just chilling.

But if you believe that your god is the One True God who is perfect, the only source of goodness or morality, and only allows misery and suffering in the world as a punishment for sin? Well, I don't know what kind of sins you've been committing, but today your all-powerful, all-seeing and all-knowing god decided that you deserve to endure me. For the time being, my divinely appointed purpose is to be gay and annoy you.

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

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No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."