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i think “mxlf” would be a really funny hypothetical “performative” noun because it doesnt even replace the gendered word in the acronym

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The Link Cycle in the zelda timeline is like the physical manifestation of hylia punching in 23 what's new pussycats into the jukebox of hyrule

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oh my.  

this is so perfect.

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I had a dream where jerma added an emote to his channel that was like. an indecipherable image of him colored blue eating a sandwich on a park bench and it was called "jermaSonic" and it made people so mad they wanted to kill him and it made national news

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So do seahorses read fpreg.

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i don’t believe in the moral panic re: horror and i think most horror writers are generally normal people. but there’s definitely something wrong with stephen king

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I think people need to understand that part of living a healthy life is having different people who understand different parts of you, so that you don't overwhelm your friends and expect too much of them, or ignore valuable relationships because they feel "incomplete".

We all want to be fully seen and understood, but it's not shallow or meaningless to just have a pal you talk about TV shows with who isn't also, like, your platonic soulmate. That's still your friend! You still enhance each other's lives with your company. Not everything that matters is profound.

I think a lot of you are lonely because you're waiting around for someone who sees into your soul instead of just plain old lookin' at the people in your life, finding common ground, and planting a little garden there. Even if that garden only grows Star Trek fan theories and memes, it's still good.

It just... makes me real sad that you guys can't imagine a friendship where you don't talk about sex and trauma constantly, or that you think these are prerequisites for "real" friendship. Like, it legitimately breaks my heart.

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Why are cishet men like this…

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How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

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actually the main difference between tumblr and twitter is how people deal with their posts getting unexpectedly popular. if a post blows up on tumblr you delete it and stick a note on your blog saying “if you’re here about That Post please know that i will shoot you in the kneecaps without hesitation.“ a post blows up on twitter and suddenly you’re doing an acceptance speech at the oscars

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Carkat

why would someone think this is a good idea

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Former girl scouts: yeah idk it just kinda seemed like house wife training

Former boy scouts: yeah it was basically lord of the flies with a homophobic youth pastor. One time we [most fucked up story you've ever heard]

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i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it