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It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

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this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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what the fuck. what do you mean i've been here for 12 years.

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sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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Doggie :3

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people in okami when a wolf wanders into their town: oh hello doggy…what a majestic lovely coat you have…are you here to do some shopping for your master?…would you like something to eat?…hmm something seems unique about you…were you perhaps sent by the gods?…oh silly me, rambling on while talking to a wolf…

people in twilight princess when a wolf wanders into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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A Strange Sadness As Dusk Falls

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It's my son's speacial day so you better be nice to him!

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you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

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Obi-Wan Kenoblee

some scribbles I decided to spice up with pretty colors! (❛ᴗ❛๑ )

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Why did someone die in my inbox

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stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about