hamphobicbasil

[hamphobicbasil]

[hamphobicbasil]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[hamphobicbasil]

[hamphobicbasil]

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

[hamphobicbasil]

River Crab from Okami

[hamphobicbasil]

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

[hamphobicbasil]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[hamphobicbasil]

It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

[hamphobicbasil]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[hamphobicbasil]

[hamphobicbasil]

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

--

what the fuck. what do you mean i've been here for 12 years.

[hamphobicbasil]

[hamphobicbasil]

sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

[hamphobicbasil]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[hamphobicbasil]

Doggie :3

[hamphobicbasil]

people in okami when a wolf wanders into their town: oh hello doggy…what a majestic lovely coat you have…are you here to do some shopping for your master?…would you like something to eat?…hmm something seems unique about you…were you perhaps sent by the gods?…oh silly me, rambling on while talking to a wolf…

people in twilight princess when a wolf wanders into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hamphobicbasil]

A Strange Sadness As Dusk Falls