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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

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I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself

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“google is free” actually now that you can’t turn off ai answers google is 5.6 billion gallons of water.

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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

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I read an article lamenting how indian mangoes don’t get exported and how bad it is for the economy and how much money we’d make if we could figure out the supply chains as if this country wouldn’t collapse into civil war if in addition to 50°c summers and 10 hr power cuts we had to cope with mangoes becoming unavailable or unaffordable because they’re all being shipped off to whole foods so patricia can pay $15 for one (1) dussehri for her summer salad

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These turkish delights have turkish ends

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my beautiful collection

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what's worse than the ambani wedding is the way the indian government bends over backwards to satisy anything those billionaire overlords need. you want us to convert the domestic airport near your venue to an international one? we'll do that overnight to accommodate all your foreign guests and their private jets. you want there to be no hassle on the mumbai roads during your wedding week? no issues! we'll make it a public holiday FUCK THE PEOPLE!! and on top of all this, it's the middle & upper class either not giving af or actually eating this shit up...... i mean..... as long as we keep being at the heel of these ppl and looking with awe at their bollywood bridgerton royal family-esque shenanigans, we're always going to suffer as a society oh my god. i wish we were more like the french honestly. we need a something like the french revolution but in india.

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"There's no hope for the future." And that's how they felt during the Atomic Age, during the World Wars, during the Enlightenment Revolutions, during thr plagues, during the Viking raids, during the fall of Rome.

Yet, we persisted.

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i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

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the "in another universe" "in another life" posts are funny cause you only get one, this one, and you've already resigned to losing it too. try fighting in this one

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you literally dont need a boyfriend. go help someone

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Too much of the Taylor Swift conversation surrounds private jets and not enough acknowledge the fact that her cheap ass merch is being made possible by slave work in honduras. Which I think is actually useful information for people thinking of buying her merch.

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‘I love being a girl’ and it’s just consumerism and conforming to beauty standards

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fatima aamer bilal, from we were put on this earth desperate, hungry and willing.

[text id: you get nervous when someone holds your hand, you wonder if they can feel the rot.]

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the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on