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WAKE UP, SOLDIER! Imagine waking up to this like wuh??? like huh???

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That one top

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its just their vibe

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The secret’s out

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astarion you're breaking my heart man

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Day 12 - Sneak Attack

Pssst! X>

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"Gods. There really is no justice in the world."

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—Have you ever thought about coming back to Faerûn? —Without Karlach? No, this world just wouldn't be as fun. Besides, she needs me. Who else will stab one cambion while she decapitates four?

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XIX - THE SUN

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Short Rest

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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

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writing dialogue for Astarion in like a normal text editor is very difficult actually because it feels like all his dialogue should be created with WordArt

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wanted to see if they kept that stupid face Shadowheart makes this scene and I'm CRYING

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Humour me, Astarion.