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Why is he a fish.

◇He was probably subjected to some kind of experiment. I don't know the type but... good lord I wish it didn't smell so bad. I don't have the heart to tell him.◇

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casey is being grounded by allo for fucking silver and drinking

◇Good. I actually respect Allo a good bit, so I'm glad he's handling it.◇

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What happened to silver? Why is he acting like that?!

[Hales would sigh, rubbing his eyes.]

◇I'm... not sure, I'm not even sure he can speak. I'm trying to figure it out, but it's low on the list of priorities right now.◇

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Hello do you want axolotl

◇Yes absolutely they are the puppies of the sea.◇

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[Hales had only been able to recently capture him.]

[He let out a symphony of screeching clicking noises, clearly in distress.]

[He thrashed against the chains that had been holding him down, put onto him by urban shade guards after he had mauled multiple employees who tried to get him under control.]

[his tail whipped from side to side, frenzied and almost...]

[fearful.]

@the-silver-beast

[Hales would stay a safe distance away, putting his hands forward a bit to try and calm Silver down, his voice soft and quiet.]

◇Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm here, it's me, Hales, I'm right here and you know I can't hurt you. Look? I got all these chips and cracks, I'd fall apart if I tried, okay?◇

[Hales would gesture to the fractures in his body. He wasn't used to reparing himself, so the work on the repaired ones was shoddy at best. The rest he just didn't have the time for.]

[Hales would pause for a moment, sighing, looking almost defeated.]

◇... Can you even understand me still?◇

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◇You are useless to me.◇

◇Anyways, no hard feelings! Just be sure to keep your paws off!◇

"I know we've never met...

Sorry for pegging your Boyfriend!"

— @corrupted-casey

◇I'm going to hunt you down.◇

◇And when I find you...◇

◇We are absolutely sharing tips. (You are never going to do that again but I'd like some advice! :])◇

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◇Don't worry. Silver is getting a very stern lecture.◇

... to bad silver and casey fucked

Seb and allo;

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"I know we've never met...

Sorry for pegging your Boyfriend!"

— @corrupted-casey

◇I'm going to hunt you down.◇

◇And when I find you...◇

◇We are absolutely sharing tips. (You are never going to do that again but I'd like some advice! :])◇

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I’m very certain I’m not the only anon who wants to listen in on the lecture. Press my ear on the office door what can I hear

[Hales is screaming something illegible, there's a murmur from Silver for a brief moment before there is even louder screaming.]

◇AND ANOTHER THING! NOT ONLY CAN YOU NOT KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, BUT YOU FORGOT WE HAD PLANS THE NIGHT AFTER BECAUSE I COULDNT GO TO THE PARTY AND LEFT ME BEHIND FOR AN EXPERIMENT! WAS IT CASEY AGAIN? DID YOU GO HAVE ROUND TWO!?◇

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◇We are not talking about this in front of them. You get in that damned office right now and I'll give you a lecture that will last a lifetime because we do NOT tolerate cheating.◇

[Hales would let out an angry huff.]

◇You're lucky I'm mostly a pacifist.◇

He and Casey drank too much and she did him. Nothing to be concerned about if you ask me

@dr-silver-is-a-monster

◇Silver, love, I'd like an explanation!◇

◇I can tolerate a lot! But if it's true that you just cheated on me I'm going to blow a FUSE.◇

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welcome... stupid auto correct

I meant to say your very welcome

◇Of course. And don't you worry, Silver is being talked to.◇

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your very well Hales.

◇... My only wish is that you lot are able to learn to spell. But again, thank you.◇

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[Hales would take a deep breath.]

◇Office. Now. We are going to have a long chat.◇

[Hales would turn back to the anons.]

◇I very much appreciate you telling me. I'll be sure Silver LEARNS that he is in a RELATIONSHIP.◇

He and Casey drank too much and she did him. Nothing to be concerned about if you ask me

@dr-silver-is-a-monster

◇Silver, love, I'd like an explanation!◇

◇I can tolerate a lot! But if it's true that you just cheated on me I'm going to blow a FUSE.◇

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He and Casey drank too much and she did him. Nothing to be concerned about if you ask me

@dr-silver-is-a-monster

◇Silver, love, I'd like an explanation!◇

◇I can tolerate a lot! But if it's true that you just cheated on me I'm going to blow a FUSE.◇

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SILVER FUCKED CASEY AT THE RAVE PARTY!!!

◇...◇

◇What.◇

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Hales?

I think something happened to Silver at the RaveParty. Maybe you should check on him.

[Hales would look concerned.]

◇Really? He didn't speak much about it, so that would make sense. I hope it's nothing bad.◇

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did you hear?

◇This is... confusing and mildly ominous. Hear what?◇