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Gi-hun! Do you know why your life is so pathetic? Because you ask the dumbest questions even in this situation. Constantly minding other people's business with that pea brain of yours, not knowing your ass from your elbow.

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Extremely surprised this hasn't become a reaction image yet

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THIS AU PLEASE

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is this a hobby of his genuinely what is his deal

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for you and your warped reflection

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蛇年快乐!!!🐍

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I miss when everyone was drawing sae-byeok

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okay. not to sound like a huge homo. but I love going into the corner store w after a night out w my girl to get w bottle of wine together, and they're all dolled up and I may or may not be, and our corner store guy daps me up and is very polite to my baby. that's all

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they're completely obsessed with tlt now btw. I have to read to them for at least an hour every night bc they can't read for fun anymore, on account of being in grad school. all they do all day at practicum (besides providing therapy for kids) is think about harrow. I have to compete w palamedes for their hand in marriage. fair enough

i've been reading gideon the ninth to my fiancee before bed and it's made me realize that I don't know what palamedes sounds like - I don't really have a voice for him, I've been kind of doing a more level sounding version of gideon which doesn't feel quite right

also they are incredibly delighted by the fourth house's little ("nooo magnus, maaagnus")

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it's not that i'm not compelled by archbishop yaoi but i think some of you would find yaoi in the wild russian steppes if given the opportunity

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hey can you guys watch them for a second i’ll be right back

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polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

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Details I would ask my artist to include in my portrait to communicate the glorious wealth and bounty of mine noble estate

XXL Costco pack of toilet paper, still sealed to demonstrate that the need was not desperate

Dresser in the background with top two drawers both just a little open to show that overflowing piles of clean socks and underwear prevent it from closing all the way

An open container of raspberries, the fastest-moulding of the expensive luxury fruits, showing that I purchased fresh produce recently and at full price for no special occasion

The walls are painted a vibrant colour and covered in hanging art, showing that I have the legal freedom to modify my own living space and may even own property

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grips them so hard they explode into a quadrillion atoms again

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A really old TLT animatic i finished up recently if there are any book inaccuracies, it's because i haven't reread the books in a loooong time sorry

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a commission from twitter

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