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no one i know

no one i know irl follows me here, the anonymity is almost freeing

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Survival tip #71: A lot of things come back when you kill them, but not if you send them into exile. Shun the zombie! Shun! Go away, we do not want you here!

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Wet Beast Rotation

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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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"you can use our app!!! ^____^"

I can jam my entire foot into a woodchipper too but can I just do something else instead

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have this out of context snippet from the powerpoint for this class

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I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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the brothers karamazov, fyodor dostoyevsky

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This frogs been croaking for hours… no ones coming to fuck you beloved

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you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday