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Shipping Headcanon Meme

So, I decided I want to do this.

Drop a pairing in my askbox and I will describe:

How the pairing would work if they were enemies (or if already enemies, friends/companions).

Their favorite meal time together.

Which of their friends (or foes) is the most annoying third wheel.

A time someone walked in on them making out.

A time someone walked in on them being embarrassingly cute.

Their perfect date-night.

A Dark Fic Scenario

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|     You push me back, I’ll push you back HARDER.

        You scream at me, I’ll scream at you LOUDER     |

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Bumblebee (2018)

Blitzwing: Stop saying I look like Starscream. He’s dumb and he’s a coward. And I am NOT a coward!

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|     You push me back, I’ll push you back HARDER.

        You scream at me, I’ll scream at you LOUDER     |

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|     You are so young...

      Why do they make you fight?     |

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|     A heart once broken 

                  comes together again stronger.     |

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|      Death isn’t always the worst option.      |

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|      I used to be нappy alone

      Now I just want to be ιη уσυя αямѕ.      |

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Send ❤️ + a fandom and I’ll tell you how I would fit my muse into that world/plot.

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                                  |     ℓσvε cαη ιgηιтε тнε sтαяs      |

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|      I was never the one to save you .      |

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Bucket’s Random Starters 1

All of these are things Bucket-mun has heard or said in her life. Send a sentence to see my muse’s reaction to your’s saying it.

“I found my bloody shirts.”

“Here! Catch this with your face!”

“Prince Hans is not human.”

“He’s a person, not a sword!”

“Don’t you wish someone would whisk you away on a magical adventure?”

“There may or may not have been murder involved.”

“I don’t want to sit down. I want to bounce.”

“My parents trust me with candles. I’ve only set my hair on fire once.”

“Great, now I have to deal with you all day.”

“Hey, five people died in one day, that’s good!”

“Ten people dead in two days! This is Hunger Games!”

“Right after I say it, they kill the baby-face.”

“Get home safely then die.”

*stands on one leg* “I’m a flamingo.”

“Not my fault, you picked the car! You could have picked an old clunker, but you chose the Cadillac.”

“That’s a joke. Of some kind.”

“Screw Taco Bell!”

“Walking is for mortals.”

“YOU FUCKER! How could- I will kill you. I will fucking murder you!”

“What is it with you and murder?”

“Honey, your fandom is showing.”

“Look at her. I just wanna squish her.”

“You’re wearing man-pants.”

“Think happy thoughts. Preferably ones not involving murder.”

“You’re a taco.”

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|      You love me?

      Well that’s unfortunate…      |

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Send “Surprise!” to walk in on my muse taking a shower.

add 🔄 for my muse to walk in on yours

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If the world thinks you're a monster, what does it matter?

But when you start to think of yourself as a monster...

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Legend of the Guardians: the Owls of Ga’Hoole Sentence Starters

Based on Legend of the Guardians: the Owls of Ga’Hoole

“Oh no! Not the lute!”

“No, no, you got to be mistaken.”

“Trust me! I know what I’m doing!”

“I told myself that if any came along who were smart and brave enough I’d help them escape. You’ll have to do.”

“I fortold you so!”

“War is not glorious, it’s not beautiful — it’s not even heroic! It’s merely doing what’s right!”

“You did what was right. And you did it well.”

“Think about something real for once.”

“We’re each other’s family now.”

“My name is not dinner!”

“You have a soft head. Filled with stories, and dreams.”

“Of course I know the way! We are off to the Sea of Huladance!”

“I’m not letting you hurt one more soul.”

“Just because it’s sung doesn’t make it a song!”

“That poem just came to me, if you can believe it.”

“There’s nothing wrong with dreams.”

“When you’ve gone as far as you can, you’re halfway there!”

“Bet you didn’t count on this!”

“I know that you don’t really think that.”

“We only seek the truth.”

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|      тнere waѕ ѕoмeтнιng νιcισυѕ ιnѕιde нer.

      тнey coυld ѕee ιт ιn тнe way ѕнe ѕмιled polιтely aт тнeм.      |