hailtotehthief
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didnt mean to descend into the pits of hell.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Sensei's Boy Slaves
Sensei slurs his speech and walks wobbly from the drink. but his little slaves can only follow...
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After Morro had said goodbye to his lover Morro, he had decided to hang out with his friend Morro at Ninjago City's AIDS memorial park, where they liked to engage in their favourite hobby together.
"Friends help friends use!"
The Morros laughed and laughed.
"What's the meaning of all this?" said Morro.
"So you've been deriving your power from this 'Green Syringe...'"
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stop sign where i lived a couple years when i was young. bar that broke with one twist when dismantling the old bedframe. lucky thing i am an honest and good man or else that wouldve crashed in one night with a hussy.
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The Overlord built his stone army from an indestructible material found only on the Dark Island.
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So if you think I’m rude for not saying Happy new year by the way, let me explain. As soon as the minute I was born I said out loud “HAPPY NEW YEAR” one thousand times out loud. The doctor, the nurses and my mother, everyone, they were shocked that the baby could speak so loud and like a man. And he said Happy new year one thousand times out loud.
This way, from the second I was born, I had said Happy new year so many times, never again did I need to say it in my whole life. As a baby I saved time. I did not speak again, until this very moment.
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hello everybody. here is a new quiz created by the people. this is a quiz that anyone of any age may take to determine which member of my online club, "Teh Club," you are. there is a range of options for everybody. Please take it and enjoy and make sure to post your results below.
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Your access has been granted to Complimentary Free Wi-Fi. Keep on droning.
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Poughkeepsie Journal, New York, September 11, 1967
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Ed O’Brien compares the other members of Radiohead to the characters on Sex and the City.
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Ed O’Brien compares the other members of Radiohead to the characters on Sex and the City.
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Ed O’Brien compares the other members of Radiohead to the characters on Sex and the City.
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