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well, this happened 

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all OF THESE 

TO:ANYBODY WHO SEES THEM 

fROM :ME

I’m ready for Hamiltine’s Day.

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This is the bomb 

I marathoned all of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency this weekend, I like it a lot and am all about this look.

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take a quick look at this bomb belt named Ralph 

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I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF GOD

-my superduper fun cat, 2017

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heck

damnit

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sO GoOd

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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THIS IS ONE HARD WORKING BEAR 

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@not-a-space-alien

do you know this man 

i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough

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*in Hillary voiiice*  hollyy dank memes 

Omg this is the best

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discworld dirty nobby jokes 

"'Then there's this one about the Klatchian who walks into a pub with a tiny piano -- '"

So I was reading Mark Oshiro’s latest installment of Mark Reads Discworld, and he’s at the part in Feet of Clay where Nobby is telling dirty jokes to the toffs of Ankh-Morpork. Apparently (according to the Annotated Pratchett Files) a bunch of fans back in the day created a joke to fit, and it’s too good not to share on Tumblr.

The joke, as adapted by thee goode folkes of alt.fan.pratchett, goes like this: 

This Klatchian walked into a pub carrying a small piano. He puts in on the bar and has a few drinks. When it comes time to pay up he says to the publican, “I bet you double or nothing I can show you the most amazing thing you ever saw.” “Okay, but I warn you, I’ve seen some weird stuff.” The Klatchian takes out a tiny stool, which he sits in front of the piano. He then reaches into his robes and pulls out a box, about a foot long, with tiny air-holes in it. He takes off the lid and inside is a tiny man, fast asleep. As the lid opens he wakes up. Instantly he jumps to the piano and plays a perfect rendition of ‘The Shades of Ankh-Morpork’! Then, as everyone in the bar is clapping, he jumps back into the box and closes the lid. “Wow!” The publican says, and wipes the slate clean. “If I give you another drink, could you do it again?” The Klatchian agrees. This time the little man plays the Hedgehog song, to thunderous applause. “I gotta ask, where did you get that?” “Well, a few months ago I was travelling across the deserts of Klatch, when I suddenly came across a glass bottle. I picked it up and rubbed it and lo and behold, out popped a Genie. For some reason it was holding a curved bone to his ear and talking to it.” “'Genie,’ I said to him, ‘I have freed you, and in return I ask only three wishes.’” “'Huh?’ The genie said, looking at me for the first time. 'Oh, OK, three, whatever.’ He then started talking to the bone again.” “'Genie, I would like a million bucks!’ I said to him.” “Did you get it?” “Not exactly. The genie kept talking to the bone and he waved one of his hands. Instantly, I was surrounded by a million ducks. Then they flew away.” “What was your second wish?” “I said to him: 'I want to be the ruler the world!’ the Genie was still talking to his bone, but he waved his free hand and a piece of wood appeared, with inches marked on it.” “Oh, a ruler. It sounds like the genie wasn’t paying much attention. Did you get your third wish?” “Let me put it like this: do you really think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?”

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its about saving people and hunting things ™ supernatural references everywhere 

tf is this game about

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im gonna do this

Tumblr Code.

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[Just as a warning: I don’t know what kind of drawing / doodle you will get. Some might be colored and/or detailed and others might not. I’m sorry if you end up thinking that it’s unfair I probably spent like 2 minutes on yours and 10 minutes on someone else’s.]

So now that I totally switched what I do to de-stress- I figured that I might as well do something like this. I don’t know how many people will see this / participate, but I realized that I should probably draw more now that I’m not constantly screaming about life for the most part.  

Here’s what you need to do in order for me to check out your blog / draw:

-Reblog this post (likes will not count, but that doesn’t mean you can’t like this to save the post).

-Wait patiently (I know I probably don’t need to say this, but please give me time to figure out / draw something for you. I might dash out several pieces a day because I’m in some sort of drawing jazz, or I might not). 

-Following me is not required, but it’d be much appreciated!

I will check out your blog (and maybe follow you depending on if I like your content or not), and then figure out something to draw based off of it. I might draw some random content I see that reoccurs on your blog, I might draw you, I might draw something inspired by your theme or something you like, etc. Bottom line is that I have no idea what will come your way, but when I’m done with it I will upload it in a single post, or with a few other drawings, tag your blog URL and the tag ‘mishion free for all’ in it. So keep an eye out for your notifications and/or ‘mishion free for all’!

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its so great

The gripping sequel. The holding sequel. The squeezing sequel. Sequel, get off me.

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This is mesmerizing to watch.

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