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80's AU.

@endeavvor, @ensnchekov, @scrapratsoldier, @haiiling, @hiippocrates

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   Weep, little lion man

                         You're not as brave as you were at the start

                        selective. kelvin timeline focused. crossover friendly. dash only

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                      ⸻ LIVE LONG & PROSPER.

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@endeavvor , @fasciinating , @ensnchekov , @he1msman , @silverjetsystm , @brooklynislandgirl , @morgansmornings , @tangleweave , @wcrpbubble , @klasteris , @paramounticebound , @fleetcaptian , @classico-fazbear , @galaeus , @invictasol , @juramentum , @noblehcart , @vicit-vim-virtus

i am legit crying here

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NOT UHURA!!

Uhura is the Federation's equivalent of the Klingon agonizer, it seems.

From novel "Pawns and Symbols", by Majliss Larson.

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“I don’t like the water, Jim. So every time water and I interact I want it to know who is the aggressor and who is the bitch.” She swigged her scotch maintaining an uncomfortable amount of eye contact with the man across from her, missing the irony of how she is both aggressor and bitch.

@endeavvor

“I’m thirty years old, and I’ve peed in every pool I’ve been into. Every single one.”

@endeavvor

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“You Treat an Outside Wound with Rubbing Alcohol; You Treat an Inside Wound with Drinking Alcohol. It’s Science."

@silverjetsystm for steven!

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“Bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons; I'm not interested in simmering in butt tea for twenty minutes.”

@morgansmornings

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"I don't think the badger is actually rabid; I think he's just kind of a dick."

@he1msman

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“The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don’t work.

@wcrpbubble for Bev!

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“Please don’t mistake my measured professional tone for calmness, as I am filled with waters of rage.”

@fasciinating

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“You could have an emotional connection to a shoe on the side of the road — and I don’t mean that as a negative.”

@brooklynislandgirl

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“Lying makes me sweat. That’s why I can’t play poker or talk to pregnant women.”

@hiippocrates

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“I’m thirty years old, and I’ve peed in every pool I’ve been into. Every single one.”

@endeavvor

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“I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.”

@ensnchekov

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“I don’t want to kiss and tell, but we ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to old San Fran and find one with me?”

@fasciinating

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