hachketshup
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When it comes to communication, I tend to use small talk a lot. I'm imperfect and i won't satisfy your expectations. Don't talk to me about religion, because I'm not interested.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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My The sims 4 journal: Ivan Coy
Previously on this journal:
Day 8:
At the midnight, Ivan stays on his computer to troll teh forums. He sells his harvestables at Amazon to get some extra simoleons and he works out again. Later on, Ivan finds out that Nina was pregnant and that she gave birth to his baby, it's a girl, as soon as he knows that, Ivan immediately goes there to visit them.
Dina also had a baby, probably Don is the father. Ivan gently cuddles his baby girl and takes care of her. Then he goes to talk to Nina about it and ask her why she didn't tell him she was pregnant.
Dina doesn't take enough care for her baby, Ivan doesn't like that and makes that obvious while keeps flirting with him. Ivan rejects her advances until he doesn't, Dina keeps complimenting his gnome so they can go shake sheets. Unfortunately he can't stay there for too long because he has to go to work.
Day 9:
His shift is finished after hours passed, he got home at the morning and went to troll teh forums again. Another day of work out.
Nina went to visit Ivan at the end of the day, she brought clay for both to play with. Once again, he couldn't stay for too long due to his work shift.
Day 10:
Another workout day, some boring things happen
2 years later:
Ivan has become a criminal mastermind, he is now very slim and buff, he had kids with Nina, Dina, Katrina, and also Don Lothario.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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My the sims 4 journal.
I'll create a sim who is very mean and causes flirty interactions embarrassing on purpose, ill also make them fat so i can know how much time does it take them to get slim. Ivan Coy is the sim I'm referring to, he is a young adult sim, his hair is styled in a low man bun hairstyle and packs a before puberty mustache.
His house looks like a squared yellow donut.
Day 1:
The first thing I make him do is to go dig a rock where he extracted a treasure map, then a woman named Kimber knocks on the door of his house and then walks off because Ivan didn't answer her in time. Before she left, Ivan went to talked to her and complimented her hair and joked around.
My attempt to make him embarrass her failed miserably, next time I'll start on the wrong foot.
Summer Holiday shows up and asks Ivan to go shaking sheets with her in the park, Ivan finds her hideous, he proceeds to embarrass her with flirting until she gets flirty so he can argue with her. Ivan insulted her and left.
Day 2:
Ivan paints something and hangs them paintings on the wall. Summer calls him but he doesn't answer in time, but he instead video called her for some reason.
Ivan works out for a bit, he is still as fat as he was. Ivan goes outside and introduces himself rudely to Mortimer Goth, but his mean introduction is interrupted by Mortimer talking about horoscope, and how it told him that he will be having a good time soon, then Mortimer asked him if Ivan wants to be that person he is gonna have a good time with. Ivan responds with an annoyed expression "the stars are not aligned today", and that he will tell his disappeared wife that he is cheating on her.
It's 3 a.m now in the game, this is just when Ivan is gonna spam call Kimber. Ivan keeps destroying his friendship with Kimber by spam calling her until 7a.m which that's when she answers the calls.
Day 3:
Ivan hates gardening, so let's make him do that. He gets tense while gardening, I wonder if it's possible to make him like gardening.
Day 4:
Summer calls him to ask if she should get to know Bella Goth, he could have said he doesn't care but that's not an option so he said sure. After that he goes back to sleep.
When Ivan wakes up he walks to his computer to find a job, and starts a criminal career. He works out again, i think he is a bit less fat rn. Ivan visits the Calientes, and it's no surprise that Don is cheating on Nina with her mother, so Ivan went there to insult all of them except Dina.
Ivan decided to stay at their house how long he wants, at first he dislikes Nina, because for him she is extremely ugly. But that doesn't stop him from trying to get her annoyed. Nina turns on the TV and a explicit scene is playing, Nina liked it and Ivan noticed that, and he turned off the TV on purpose, she didn't get mad, instead she went to play with clay with Nina.
It didn't pass much time until Katrina tried to flirt with Ivan, he chose to play hard to get just to drive her crazy. She wanted a piece of that clay for sure.
Day 5:
Finally, Ivan let's Katrina have some clay, and the next thing he does is to go kick the garbage can to piss off the Calientes. Katrina can't get enough of that clay so she asks Ivan to play with the clay again with her, then Don comes and joins the fun.
When they were done, Ivan wrote a book for children, titled 'Clay is not only for kids'.
Ivan stays there writing until his work shift starts.
Day 6:
Kimber hates Ivan since he kept spamming calls to her phone, so Ivan will do that again. New work out day.
Day 7:
More work out for him, he still looks like a pregnant lady. He got promoted, painted something and learned some mischief. He went to the park to play some chess for a while.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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A gay memory of a gameplay that failed.
Bro, recently i have been haunted by a memory of the past. Well it would be strange if it was a memory of the future but yeah. If u don't know the anime Strawberry Panic and the game The Sims 3, this story telling will be extremely confusing for u.
I won't give u much spoilers, so I'll only let u know that Strawberry Panic is a yuri anime. Basically, I tried to re-enact what happens in the anime, so I created the two main characters in The Sims 3, Shizuma and Nagisa, then they are set in different houses so they don't live together already. As things were set, I started playing as Shizuma and the first thing she did was to go outside, specifically, to go to Nagisa's house. I was determined to make their meeting as romantic as in the anime, the first thing Shizuma did when she arrived to Nagisa's house was to vandalise the garbage can with kicks out of curiosity. One second after, Nagisa comes outside to give Shizuma a bombastic side eye and then went back inside.
I guess that wasn’t romantic at all. There was another moment that they had the chance to talk to each other, both Nagisa and Shizuma were in the park, Shizuma had the initiative to talk to Nagisa. They talked for a bit, then Shizuma tried to flirt with her and Nagisa simply walks off and leaves. Shizuma got upset for a while, then she had enough of Nagisa and went to f Nagisa’s mom. To sum it all up, the gameplay turned out completely different from the anime.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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Ideas...
I have some story ideas but idk if i should write those cuz it has some sus. One idea is a lovers to enemies to lovers idea, the other is a Don Juan's pov.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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This will sound weird af :^
There was this four-person household. In that house, there were two guys and two girls. All of them would be considered very good-looking, either seductive or charming.
One of the guys in that house is a charmer and a flirt; he often brings his girlfriend over to stay for a couple of days in their house; he works out and is rich. Aside from that, his biggest dream is to become a successful mafia boss. He has been doing small crimes around that town, and now he has a criminal career. I'll call him the wannabe mafia boss.
The other guy prefers his own company and spends his time solving riddles and reading; he works out as well and still can make friends easily. His favorite thing to do is to build gadgets and robots in his massive lab, and he works as a ghostbuster. He is addicted to detonating things. So once he was invited to his friend's birthday party. He ended up exploding his friend's bed, I guess maybe he thought that would be an amazing birthday gift. I'll call him detonation 1000.
About the girls, they both are dating each other. One is a masculine vampire lesbian girl; she is the wannabe mafia boss's younger sister. She is a famous actress, she also works out, she likes to paint and draw, and she likes to flirt with her girlfriend. She likes to do shoplifting at the nearest market, but she never gets caught because she makes the police disappear. Her name will be sharp teeth shoplifter.
Sharp teeth shoplifter's girlfriend is her ride or die, so they both like to steal stuff from the market, she gives off softie vibes and she is very kind. She's a nurse, and she likes to experiment the medicine she makes on people, which makes people get burnt unexpectedly or turn fat, but most of the time, her medicine can cure people fast. She doesn't work out, but she goes jogging every Saturday. I have to call her the burn fat nurse.
Well, there is still a lot to say about this, but it would be a lot to read.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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Tears Over Flames |Suggested Story|
Parties are always fun and amusing, right? Especially when it's your birthday party. Well, today is Gwen's 6-year-old birthday, all of her friends and family members are present. She is now having fun playing on the slide with her friends while the food is being set on the table. After an hour of fun, it is now time to eat the cake. Everyone sits around Gwen while she blows the candles, then they all ate the cake. Gwen finishes eating her slice of cake, and her mom tells her that she has a surprise for her, so she tells Gwen to go outside, so she doesn't see what the surprise is. Gwen goes outside excited to see the surprise and waits and waits. After one minute passed, the house explodes and everything is on fire.
Gwen, in shock, starts crying on her knees. The loud noise caught some people's attention. The people around called the police, then a mysterious person approached Gwen and came closer to her. The mysterious person gave her a scarf and hugged her and said: 'It's okay to cry if that's what you want, shed the sorrow that stored deep within you get rid of all the sorrow and fill your heart again I''ll look out for you'. Then Gwen said: 'please stay with me'
The unknown person stood by her side and then took her away from the house.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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Vampire Outbreak Part 2
POV: You are about to choose your partner to fight vampires with.
You: I'm not sure who to choose, so can all of you please tell me about yourselves and your abilities?
The fastest person: I'll go first as always. I'm Sam, and I am the fastest human being, and I can move at any speed I want with no limits. You know that vampires can be too fast for you, right? But for me, they are no match. So if you take me with you, you will survive for sure. I ev-
The Court Jester: If you are the type of person to get bored easily like me, don't choose that one. Instead, you and I could be cracking jokes while we watch them fall into my traps. I'm Alex, I can summon any kind of trap you can imagine in a finger snap! I can be very distracting since I can hypnotize hehehehe.
The Hot Witch: Did you just say 'distracting'? Because I am for sure the master of distractions. I guarantee you that those vampires won't hurt you, cupcake. Oh, by the way, my name is Ash *winks*. I can cast very powerful spells and I can make anyone fall in love with me.
The smartest person: I can predict what is going to happen by my calculations. You will succeed to exterminate the vampires in a chance of 100%. The name is Ray.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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Vampire Outbreak
POV: There's a vampire outbreak happening. You got hired as an agent, and your main priority is to keep everyone safe, while you must defeat vampires.
You are now being recruited to the... Let's call it the 'Anti-Vamp' Department, and they offer you the supplies and weapons needed for you and the citizens' protection.
For the last, the 'Anti-Vamp' Department tells you that you have to choose a partner to go with you in your mission - (Poor people who like to do things alone) - so they take you to a room where you must choose your partner.
The 1st suitor is the fastest person on earth, the 2nd suitor is the most intelligent person alive. The 3rd suitor is a court jester, an expert in traps and pranks. The 4th suitor is a hot witch.
Now that you have just met your possible partners, you must choose one. But choose wisely.
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hachketshup · 2 years ago
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Wednesday VS Makima
POV: You spawn in a random house that only has two paths, one on the left and the other on the right. The front door is locked, so you can't escape.
The left path leads you to Makima, but to get to her, you must pass the trickiest obby/maze ever built.
The right path leads you to Wednesday Addams, and to get to her, you must pass the hardest obby/maze ever built.
Which one will you choose and why?
Keep in mind that you can only choose one path, and once you choose you can't go back.
If you choose the path to Wednesday, she will protect you...But Makima will try to kill you and Wednesday Addams, it goes the other way around if u choose Makima instead.
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