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So to catch you up to speed

Luigi Mangione is an innocent man who has not been confirmed to have been involved in any crime.

We have police documents confirming he was not DNA tested or fingerprinted, and confirmation no usable DNA or fingerprints were recovered at the crime scene due to incomplete prints and immense DNA contamination of New Yorks streets.

No evidence has linked him to the crime.

No facial recognition has even remotely come close to identifying the cctv suspects face as that of Luigi. His own family and friends do not see a resemblance. Most people agree the features in the cctv do not match the very well documented features of Luigi Mangione.

Luigi Mangione has no history of violence nor with firearms. He is a vegan pacifist with no history of mental illness and an aversion to killing even bugs.

He is still only a SUSPECT and all involvement in any crimes are merely ALLEGED at this time. Alleged by the most corrupt police force in the entire nation; the NYPD who do more organized crime than they've ever stopped.

Luigi Mangione's attorneys confirmed they have been shown absolutely nothing that even places Luigi at the scene of the crime.

People have repeatedly tried to recreate the entire timeline of events and found it is not physically possible to do what was alleged in the time frame police gave. Especially dubious for Luigi Mangione to have done given his recent, crippling back injury.

Luigi Mangione in his own words has said police planted evidence on him and are not being honest about his arrest or what he had on him at the time.

There is no body cam footage of Luigi's arrest.

There is no autopsy report for Brian Thompson.

Luigi has so far been:

Stripped of his hat, jacket and shoes and forced to walk in the cold in December wearing wet socks.

Forced to urinate on himself where police then took and published humiliation photos of him.

He was then stripped of his shirt pants and socks and put in a blue psychiatric gown and strapped to a chair inmates called "the torture chair" and left for prolonged periods of time. To the point the entire inmate population at the prison protested in anger.

He was slammed unto a brick wall, choked, and shoved by various police officers for no reason.

Was marched through nyc at gunpoint by officers with military firearms, forced to wear chains

Was called a murderer by the mayor of NYC on national television.

Was then placed in solitary confinement for weeks. Something extremely damaging psychologically to be exposed to for even just a few days. Something usually reserved for cannibals.

He is now being forced to sleep on the floor despite again, a crippling back injury.

Again, he has not even had trial yet. He is an innocent man by the very definition of the law. He has nothing tying him to any crime. And even the crime itself was a nobody being shot in a city where nobodies are shot everyday, seven days a week. And those shooters don't get this treatment. Cannibals don't get this treatment. Serial killers don't get this treatment. Why are they doing this? Because we entered an oligarchy and they want people who are rich to matter more than people who are not. The NO ONE, no name, insignificant person that Brian THOMPSON always was and WILL ALWAYS BE is more important because of his net worth, to the fascist oligarchy we've entered into, than the innocent man, data scientist and robotics engineer with a promising future that is Luigi Mangione.

The NYPD doesn't want him to be innocent. They are torturing him gleefully and postponing his trial because they know he's innocent. They just want to scare the public into understanding that the ultra rich, even those who's names will never be remembered as anything other than markings on a never visited tombstone, are the only persons who matter now. Not yours. Never yours. You're poor. They'll torture you without a trial too. Your life means nothing to them. Your children dying in school shootings means nothing to them. Pinning a crime on an innocent man they can beat to scare the public out of class consciousness is the only thing that matters to them now. Depose them.

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REMINDER THIS IS ON THE GAYEST CHARACTER!

Docm77

Number of Submissions : 2 From : Hermitcraft Headcanons : Gay Reasons : - Canonically Married to Rendog - Loves his husband - They claimed his character to be married to ren & called him handsome/attractive (can't remember which)

PearlescentMoon

Numbers of submissions : 6 From : Hermitcraft , Life Series , Empires SMP s1 Headcanons : Bisexual , Lesbian, Pansexual Reasons : - Shiny duo… Gem once said she forgot Pearl was straight - She is cis, she just keeps hanging out with very gay people. One of if not her best friend (gem) being bi. She’s a token cis and that’s what makes her gay. (like really she cannot stop hanging around gay people) - Life series/Hermitcraft Shiny Duo is smth else - LOOK me in the eyes and tell me you didn’t immediately think she’s gay upon looking at her. she has such an impenetrable Vibe it’s almost miraculous she isn’t. she had to come out as straight to stop the madness. - Shiny duo lives in my head and I can’t get it out

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Rendog

Number of submissions: 3 From: Hermitcraft , Life Series Headcanons: Gay, Bisexual , Pansexual Reasons: - There is absolutely no straight explanation for what happened in Wild Life ep. 8. Also he canonically married docm77 in hermitcraft - you cannot look at what that man said during third life and real life and say he is straight. also he’s a theatre kid. cmon. - have you HEARD the way this man talks. He is a walking innuendo. Lesbians love him. Dogwarts. This man literally asked Doc to "have his puppies" with him.

MikeTheLink

Number of submissions: 1 From: QSMP, arkanis, minecraft guerra Headcanons: Reasons: - He's bisexual in real life

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Based on this!

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im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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MartynInTheLittleWood

Number of submissions: 4 From: Pirates SMP, Rats SMP, Evo SMP, Life Series, Headcanons: Gay, Pansexual, "Just Likes People" Reasons: - Queer irl, character: have you ever seen him interact with literally anybody. - Have you seen the guy? He's one of the gayest straight guys I've ever seen. His character is loyal to people in a really gay way. Even if he ends up betraying them, he does that in a gay way too. Martyn with Mumbo, Scott, Ren . . . especially Ren. You only have to watch them interacting for MAYBE five minutes to understand how soul crushingly gay their characters are for each other. - yeah the gay ahh friendships he’s had going on with ren for literally any smp (minus fantasy) they’re put on together - Uhhh He's gynesexual irl (I think?), and also c!Martyn has probably kissed SEVERAL men. See for instance, MumboJumbo. They were literally Husbands in Last Life. In LIMITED LIFE him and Scott were VERY fruity with eachother and in 3RD LIFE him and Ren were gayer than Gay sex itself (Doomed Yaoi at it's finest.) Like, you don't just chop off your King bsf's head to test your trust, love and unyeailding devotion to him and NOT admit that it's kind of gay. In the Pirates SMP he said his character was Pansexual and also was apart of the Kestrel faction filled with dumb, burly men who kissed eachother, and in the Rats SMP, specifically Rats: In Paris, there was this one scene where him and Scott were kind of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 in the Captain's chair. Also in that SMP him and Ren have only one bed… suspiciously gay, is it not? This lad has SEVERAL gay quotes. like "Why aren't we smoochin'?" directed to Ren in Wild Life, and… yes I can't think of anymore gay quotes from him right now BUT STILL he has MANY MORE GAY QUOTES!!! Thank you for coming to my Martyn bias filled TED Talk.

Pac

Number of submissions: 1 From: QSMP Headcanons: Reasons:

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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REMINDER THIS IS ON THE GAYEST CHARACTER!

MartynInTheLittleWood

Number of submissions: 4 From: Pirates SMP, Rats SMP, Evo SMP, Life Series, Headcanons: Gay, Pansexual, "Just Likes People" Reasons: - Queer irl, character: have you ever seen him interact with literally anybody. - Have you seen the guy? He's one of the gayest straight guys I've ever seen. His character is loyal to people in a really gay way. Even if he ends up betraying them, he does that in a gay way too. Martyn with Mumbo, Scott, Ren . . . especially Ren. You only have to watch them interacting for MAYBE five minutes to understand how soul crushingly gay their characters are for each other. - yeah the gay ahh friendships he’s had going on with ren for literally any smp (minus fantasy) they’re put on together - Uhhh He's gynesexual irl (I think?), and also c!Martyn has probably kissed SEVERAL men. See for instance, MumboJumbo. They were literally Husbands in Last Life. In LIMITED LIFE him and Scott were VERY fruity with eachother and in 3RD LIFE him and Ren were gayer than Gay sex itself (Doomed Yaoi at it's finest.) Like, you don't just chop off your King bsf's head to test your trust, love and unyeailding devotion to him and NOT admit that it's kind of gay. In the Pirates SMP he said his character was Pansexual and also was apart of the Kestrel faction filled with dumb, burly men who kissed eachother, and in the Rats SMP, specifically Rats: In Paris, there was this one scene where him and Scott were kind of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 in the Captain's chair. Also in that SMP him and Ren have only one bed… suspiciously gay, is it not? This lad has SEVERAL gay quotes. like "Why aren't we smoochin'?" directed to Ren in Wild Life, and… yes I can't think of anymore gay quotes from him right now BUT STILL he has MANY MORE GAY QUOTES!!! Thank you for coming to my Martyn bias filled TED Talk.

Pac

Number of submissions: 1 From: QSMP Headcanons: Reasons:

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Butler N and His Future Self

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my thought process attempting to come up with a new etho design: "what if he covered his messed up eye with his headband? wait, I've just reinvented kakashi. okay... what if he covered up both eyes? ... ... damn it!"

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still have no idea what I'm doing but blender has been fun!!

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too serious !!!!!

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