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*sends this to all my extended family*

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A Very Merry Weedle Greeting from 1997! Credit: HIMEHAJIME & Pokémon Daisuki Club Found at maccentral.or.jp/pokemon/default.asp

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zendaya is meechee

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literally spent an hour trying to track down this post for Christmas but came up empty so it is my job to post it myself for the good of all mankind

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“Orland didn’t know how to read the letters in FAQ, but that obviously would never stop his dashing inquisitivity nor his fabulous birthday well-wishing.”

Happy birth!

Thank you for reminding me I need to delete my FAQ since it’s no longer really relevant hahaha

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congrats on being spawned today a million years ago

Thank you it’s an honor to be old

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Happy happy birthday!!! 🎂🎉😄

Thank you so much!!! My friends got me a lot of Cinnamoroll stuff for my birthday so I am rolling in cuteness haha, it was a good day!!

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Happy birthmas @gymleadercheren !!

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I am not clever enough to think of a one sentence fanfic that doesn't end with an explosion of some sort but happy birthday!!!!! It's been ages since I have drawn him but here is your boy!! (In rabbit form since that's what I know best XD)

AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BOY!!!!!!! I adore Orlandbun I am always so happy to see him…. I love it so much thank yoooooou… ;A;

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When Orland was six years old he was born without a face

this is the saddest story I’ve ever heard…

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This is more than one sentence but oh well. I also am not up to speed with Orland Lore:tm: so have this AU instead. Also I's even less up to date on Ona Lore:tm: so apologies for that: "It was going to be perfect, Ona." Ona makes a noise of agreement, diligently allowing Orland to dramatically wallow across his lap. "Imagine! Theater lights low, the soft sounds of violins, rose petals everywhere!"

"No candles?" The question garners a huff from the halfling.

"No, apparently the amount I wanted was a 'fire hazard'. Can you believe it? This is the problem with the theater club, they don't understand that sometimes romance has to trump fire codes." Orland sighs, flinging an arm over his eyes. "I even had the timing perfect! She came in, her hair all done up in a braid crown. Absolutely stunning. Backlit by the door, it was like watching an angel grace me with her presence."

"And then you asked her to prom?" Ona prompts. It's not that he doesn't want to listen to Orland wax poetic about his crush but lunch break is only so long.

"I asked her to prom. And do you know what she said to me?" Ona shakes his head, even though this is obviously a rhetorical question. "She looks me dead in the eye and asks: Where's the ladder?"

Huh. Yesterday someone had spray painted 'This is secret graffiti" on the school roof. Ona had been wondering about that.

"And then! Her tiny butler just scampers in and answers for me. Joke's on him, she thanked me anyway." Orland looks the picture of pride, despite being lounged across Ona's lap. Though, cat's also pull off the same look while in laps, so maybe it's not difficult to do.

"Did she ever actually say yes or no to prom?" That gets Orland to whip up into a sit.

"She didn't! I can ask again! Ona, you're a beautiful genius! When next you see me, you'll be looking at someone with a date." Wonderful! Ona really hopes that's true.

"Glad I could help!" As Orland rushes off, mumbling about how his prior set up was too modest, Ona hopes candles remain out of the equation.

You know I’m an absolute sucker for High School AU Orland thank you so much Ess… this will sustain me all of 2025… thank you for Vassa the tiny butler

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Drew Louise in my favorite hat (a Marvin the Martian trapper hat that my mother HATES lmao)

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33 today! Absolutely wild… if anybody wants to get me a gift, please leave me a short one-sentence fanfiction about my golden boy Orland in my inbox. You don’t even need to know who he is, that makes it funnier.

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I think Momo is loser sexual

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morgan you have dogs what is the best christmas gift to give my sister's dog so that he loves me more than her i wish to cause strife this season

Unfortunately my dog is more like a weird alien that has taken on a canine disguise and is very bad at convincing people she’s a real dog so I don’t think her tastes line up with those of a real dog… other than her insatiable desire for Treats

So I would go with treats hahaha

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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself