gwensparlour
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A 31 years old Italian girl with a M.Sc in Management in Arts, Media, Culture and Entertainment and a passion for writing, comics and books. Just call me Gwen. Creator of @and195podcast
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gwensparlour · 22 hours ago
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don't give up
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gwensparlour · 2 days ago
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How Difficult Can It Be?
Chapter 1
“You should be at the Planet now.”
“Hello to you too, Bruce,” Superman said, gliding next to him. Bruce had slipped into the cave as soon as Dick left for school, to find out who had taken the photos at the gala and what connection he had with Vicky. 
He had called Lucius to tell him that he would be late for the meeting, but the man had told him not to worry and that everything was under control.
He would like to think more about his civilian life, but by now Bruce was obsessed. How could this have happened?
He was always so careful, how could someone have missed him? He had to find out.
He was so focused on the computer that he barely listened to Superman say, “…so now Lois is going to cover for me with Perry. That's how I got there first.”
“Mhm,” he grunted, nodding. There were several photographers at the party, but the photo was not of any of them. It certainly wasn't made by a cell phone or by someone trying their hand at it amateurally, so...
Superman's voice came to him calmly but decisively, "What have you decided to do?"
He blinked, once, twice, “What?”
The other man shook his head, but smiled good-naturedly at him (it should be illegal to smile like that, as if your face wouldn't hurt afterwards), “For the article and the photo, Bruce.”
“I'm looking for the author of the photo,” he said, pointing to the computer. Vicky won't like that someone hacked into her email again, but maybe it will teach her not to put Clark on the front page without thinking about the consequences.
“And the article? Because Lois is willing to interview you to get a denial, and she's sure she'll be taken more seriously and..."
“It won't be necessary,” he reassured him, putting his hand at his side. He had just felt a slight twinge. How painful it was to be hugged by Dick first and pretend he wasn't hurting like a dog. But he certainly couldn't make the boy go away without a hug first: he would think he had done something wrong and he would be sad, and Bruce didn't want to make him cry.
"Oh?" Superman raised an eyebrow. “Is your PR already dealing with this? Lois will be disappointed.”
"Neither. There will be no denials.”
“Huh?”
Bruce turned to him, "I want to introduce you to Dick..."
“Um…yes, actually it was time…”
“…as my boyfriend.”
Superman was silent. It was a very long and very embarrassing moment (at least for one of the people present), then he decided to ask, "You want me to do what?!"
"Introduce your as my boyfriend to Dick," Bruce said simply, as if he wasn't asking his best friend to pretend to be having a relationship. “It doesn't even have to last that long. We will tell him that things didn't work out but that we intend to remain friends, that way you can come to the Manor without arousing suspicion.”
“Yes, I'm going to need more context here and…Bruce, please look at me while we talk.”
The human took a deep breath, and turned his chair towards Superman. He was in very poor condition, he hadn't shaved and had hair sticking out everywhere. His t-shirt was loose, revealing a large portion of his shoulder, and his gym pants left part of his stomach exposed.  But Superman looked at him and felt like he had been punched in the stomach by Metallo. 
"Well?" Bruce said impatiently. “What do you want to know?”
“How about you tell me why the hell I should pretend to be your boyfriend to your adopted son?” Superman asked, his mouth feeling very dry and strangely itchy again.
And Bruce, master tactician, did it with a single sentence, "This way I don't have to tell him I'm Batman."
Silence again. Then, as if shaken out of his torpor, Superman blurted out a sincere and heartfelt, “Bruce…what the hell?!”
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gwensparlour · 4 days ago
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SOS BETA READER FOR MY BATFAM! FICTION
“I don't know how to take care of myself. Let alone a child."
"Children."
Bruce looked away from the water to look at Athena, surprised. She smirked, “Do you think it will be just one? More will come. Abandoned children. Children who don't know which way is theirs. You will be their guide. You will be father of heroes, Bruce."
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Bruce never wanted to deal with the gods, whatever pantheon they belonged to.
Gotham had enough problems without adding rancorous gods and mythological monsters into the mix.
But the gods won't leave him alone, and he finds himself the parent of the most powerful demigod of this generation, while the Triumvirate sinks its roots in Gotham to conquer the world.
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gwensparlour · 10 days ago
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I've been bitten by something worse than a snake in my heart, or soul, or whatever you call that part that's the most tender
Plato really went and put all his artistry into Alcibiades' speech in the symposium. You read Socrates' speech and it's impressive, and then you get to Alcibiades' and it feels alive and real. Please don't mind that I forgot his nipple I have work now, maybe i'll fix this up eventually some other time.
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gwensparlour · 10 days ago
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Last one, Maedhros :)
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gwensparlour · 10 days ago
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Work's been busy (good thing) so I haven't been able to draw much. Here's Anastasia
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gwensparlour · 10 days ago
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Andromache
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greatest of the Trojans jealous of his own horse he's so funny
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gwensparlour · 10 days ago
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robbing you for more patrochilles
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Here take this!
(Full)
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gwensparlour · 11 days ago
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Some unposted Tolkien art I've been collecting over the years 💫
Huan and Lúthien | Yavanna and Aulë | Celeborn and Galadriel | Fingon | Galadriel but Art Nouveau | Vairë, the Weaver | Lórien and Mandos | Some Hobbiteses
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gwensparlour · 11 days ago
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I could be a dick and call this " Andromache's dream"...But I 'd rather call it 'Andromache's life happy and unbothered forever"
Anyway, have a little Hector and Astyanax TvT
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gwensparlour · 11 days ago
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don't have a caption for this, just them being soft!
blue ballpen, red ink and some wrapping paper I found
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gwensparlour · 11 days ago
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A young Celeborn and Galadriel, sometime during the first age
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gwensparlour · 11 days ago
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Here's my piece for Fanart for Change's latest project, the Hades Fashion zine!!
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gwensparlour · 12 days ago
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@deadbaguette hi i saw ur axe clytemnestra thing and got brain blasted. grins
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