You lazy NO GOOD slackers drive me nuts, can't you just listen to me for once in your WORTHLESS lives, 'cause if you DID, you'd see that I'm trying to teach you some simple responsibility. Some pride in doing your job WELL DONE, but you wouldn't know a job well done if you paid someone to do it for you, && even then you'd screw it all up on the account that you can't even follow the simplest of instructions, worrying more about looking COOL than doing your JOB!
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MAN, HAS IT been two months already? Jesus fuck, I gotta watch some Benson episodes if I want to keep this blog alive... probably will fail to be consistent & this blog might get deleted due to lack of muse and activity / interaction, BUT-- there IS a chance it might survive, honestly.
#❌ ▌█ ;ʜᴏʟʏ ᴄʀᴀᴘ!「OOC && MUN」#[ Do I have an urge to delete because I am unimportant & unwanted & don't have muse & nobody would miss me? Absolutely. ]#[ Is the Regular Show fandom alive? Uh. NO. It's fuckin' dead man & I wish it wasn't honestly. Bring back the gang! ]#[ But yeah-- haha also me coming back would not change anyone's mood or feelings or just life so uh-- CATCH ME EXITING AGAIN. ]#[ Out of everyone's life. Goodbye! ]#[ Okay I'm staying but-- PROBABLY WON'T LAST I'LL JUST THROW THAT OUT THERE NOW HONESTLY. ]#tbd.
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#❌ ▌█ ;ɪ sᴇᴛ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴀʟᴀʀᴍs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ「ABOUT」#[ FUCKING WOW. ]#[ I CAN IMAGINE HIM HAVING A BENCH LIKE THIS I'M DECEASED-- ]
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took a break to draw my favorite gumball machine
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Do you ship Benson with someone?
NOT PARTICULARLY , but I know I can get behind benskips ( if that’s what it’s called RIP ) and maybe even mordeson – I see these two more platonic however – they’re just so apparent in the series , I feel– !! But in terms of really being behind a ship, I can’t say I really do– !! Thanks for asking , though– !! I’d be willing to try shipping him , however– !!
#[Though I can still see Moderson being romantic too-- !! I'd be willing-- !! ]#[ Ayyy -- sorry this took a while I've been REAL BUSY with college-- !! Thanks for askin'-- !! ]#❌ ▌█ ;ʜᴏʟʏ ᴄʀᴀᴘ!「OOC && MUN」
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Not-So-Secret Crush Starters
“Hey, you remember that thing you liked at the store the other day? I happened to grab it while I was there this time.”
“Are you okay? Talk to me, please. Tell me you’re okay.”
“You look…wow. Umm, yeah, it works for the (insert event).”
“Hey, one of my friends is getting married, and I have a plus-one. You wanna go?”
“Oh? This is your favorite food? I had no idea. Haha. What a coincidence.”
“Of course I’d die for you. Why wouldn’t I?”
“Don’t be sad. Please. What can I do to help?”
“Yeah, I’m happy. You’re happy. That’s good enough for me.”
“You look tense. You want me to rub your shoulders?”
“You’re cold. You want my jacket? I’m fine. I promise.”
“I can braid your hair, if you want me to.”
“Can we please pretend I didn’t just say that?”
“Here, you can share my blanket.”
“Tired? Come on, I’ll carry you to bed.”
“Bad dream? You can sleep next to me. Get in.”
“No, no, it’s okay. I couldn’t sleep either. Want me to make you some tea?”
“You’re bed-head is ridiculous. Come here, let me brush your hair.”
“It’s gonna be okay. We’re gonna get through this. I’ve got you.”
“You be careful, alright? It’s not safe, and I worry.”
“You know I could never say ‘no’ to you.”
“Give me a kiss and all will be forgiven.”
“You know I’m not going anywhere, right? I’m with you until the end.”
“I am NOT blushing. It’s just warm in here.”
“He didn’t deserve you, anyway. Come on, let me take you out for dinner and show you a real date.”
“You’re my favorite person. You know that, right?”
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( HOSTAGE )
🐾“Oh! You’re up! Finally! I’s been waitin’ forever, but it’s okays ‘cause you’re upsies now and I gets to finally do what I’s been wantin’s’t’do for a really really long time, and - ”
🐾She sucks in a breath, calming herself. A smile is still ever so present on her face, and it’s ever so clear that she’s more than excited to have Benson down here. She moves to a shelf and retrieves a light bulb, playing around with the light before moving to go grab a ladder, blabbing all the while:
🐾“I didn’t has time to changes the lights before you waked-ed upsies again so sorry about the light, it probably looks really really creepy, buts I’s gots it, so don’t worry ‘bout that!! It might looks like a horror movie where someone kidnaps someone elses and tortures and kills them, but I assures you that it’s nothin’ like that ‘cause I’d never ever ever ever even dream of hurting you ‘cause you’re the most important thing in my life and I would DIE without you!!”
🐾She wanders back in, grinning a wide, excited grin at Benson, attempting to maintain eye contact. Of course it doesn’t last as she quickly darts her head away, cheeks turning a dark red. She sets the ladder and bulb down on the ground, giving them a happy little pat, before going on over to her tied-up crush, joy overwhelming her mind. It takes a long moment for her to find her words, but she quickly remembers what all she’s been planning on for oh so long.
🐾“I has somethin’s to tell you…I…I love you! And not in a friend-y way or in a family way like I loves Pops or Rigby, I means…liiike…like when you wanna marry someone and be by their side forever and do anything and everything for them? I’d do anything for you, BenBen…in fact, I has!! Remembers how alllllll those girls wents bye-bye? Off the maps, as Rigby said-ed? Well, that wases me! I gotted rids of them because they hurted you! I also has a few others in minds, but that won’ts be for a loooong while! Anyways, this is all for that!”
🐾Her grin only grows in size as she watches him, admiration and attachment swimming in her eyes. She stares nonstop, awaiting his reaction.
📋 ▌█ ✎ THE IMPLICATION OF her tangents were starting to sound a bit questionable -- more so than usual -- she’d always been an odd- ball , even when she’d become a part of the park crew with the wide variety of employees they had there ( a circus party at first glance ) , anyone could admit that at the v e r y least ... but this was even more complex than those other times. Benson was able to label her antics as childish before now, but this was nothing short of perplexing. Con- fusion bubbles in his veins and replaces fear for a brief moment... this all seemed like a huge elaborate plan ... he’d know one instantly once he was involved -- he was skilled when making plans for himself . Be- ing a strict plan-maker gave him the ability to realise what she’d inten- ded -- he was meant to be down here , but ... for what , he wasn’t sure . He’d figure it out along the way , probably .
📋 ▌█ ✎ IT’S M O R E OBVIOUS what she’s hinting at before she outright says anything directly addressing him ... her tone is becoming laced with something more than just adoration, even in it’s purest form -- it sounds even a little sultry if you could call it that ... wide , weary obsidian hues avert to the canine’s own -- the eye contact made him NERVOUS. There was certainly more to it than just ‘ I’d die for you ’ ... even so , her loyalty seemed dangerous . It’s not that it wasn’t a good quality , b u t Benson has never been used to that attachment . While he’d obliviously looked for love in places he’d never thought he could have found it ( that’s how he && Audrey happened ) he wasn’t looking for that sort of bond with Emma ... at the very most , she was a friend , and an EMPLOYEE nonetheless. Even if he did reciprocate , it’s not like they could ever end up happily together . They were for- bidden to love one another from the start .
I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO MARRY YOU && BE BY YOUR SIDE FOREVER.
__________❝ –I ... is this why I’m tied up-- ?? H-Hey , let me GO-- !! Emma , I ... first , I want you to calm down ... this isn’t personal , I ... I don’t feel that way about you . I ... I’m your boss and you’re my employee -- that-- that’d be WRONG . I just don’t feel the same way... I’m sorry ... ❞
📋 ▌█ ✎ THERE’S SOMETHING IN his e y e s that is a strong in- dicator of terror -- Emma goes on , explaining that his exes being eli- minated were all her doing. All that grief , despite the time he’d spent trying to forget he’d even known them ( mostly out of bitterness that they’d used him because they were lonely rather than because they truly loved him ) ... he’d endured so much , become scared for the other people he k n e w . There was someone purposefully targeting them , ( && ) he’d never have guessed it was Emma. She’d seemed like such a sweet friend -- fun to be around, a hard-worker that earn- ed any sort of “play-time” she’d gotten , willing to help and stay by his side ... he didn’t know that THIS was why. Hands fumble secretly behind the chair where they are tied ... he’ll try to u n d o the ropes , but it is a f r u i t l e s s attempt. Shoulders are too tense ( && ) he’s breaking a visible sweat now . SHE’LL NOTICE .
__________❝ –Then ... Ashley ... and Monica , too-- ?? E-Even ... Lisa... ?? That was ... ALL YOU-- you KILLED them-- ... !? ❞ voice shakes: she’s scaring him
📋 ▌█ ✎ IF HE HAD the o p t i o n to , he’d back away now , ( && ) run while he could ... but it seems she’d r e a l l y thought this out this time . She’d thought of every possible out , how to combat every sit- uation ( he presumed with a knife as m o s t of her encounters since his exes have gone so ) ... there might be no escaping for a w h i l e , and being stuck in a room with this ... KILLER ...
WELL ... THAT TERRIFIED HIM .
📋 ▌█ ✎ HE’S LOST FOR words -- any words that longed to escape him in a violent eruption or a d e s p e r a t e cry for help came out as a small squeak of submission ... never had he felt so helpless before -- this was foreign for the park manager . He’s so scared ... if she was so willing to ‘ get rid ’ of his exes ... what was she willing to do to HIM-- He wants out immediately .
__________❝ –If you just untie me , I’m sure we can work this out like adults ... we- we can be rational about this ... !! ❞
📋 ▌█ ✎ HE HAD A piece of his mind to give to her ... a very violent piece of it that still held his exes close to him . Not that he cared like that about them anymore ( he even claimed he hated some after they had done him wrong ) but he would always know them b e t t e r than most . He would always have the memories of being close to them , ( && ) realising that they were g o n e was not the easiest thing to accept . He knew them dearly for a brief amount of time ... and now they were gone . Audrey had lived across the building to him ... right opposite his own home, and not seeing her wave at him through the window made him feel a little nauseous . Now he knows why , he’s feeling SICK TO HIS STOMACH .
📋 ▌█ ✎ TRULY , AN ADULT approach was the last thing on his mind -- the prime objective right now was to escape ( && ) contact his employees and the POLICE . if he could just distract her or slip away while she wasn’t looking ... perhaps she’d even trust him with her eyes closed ... just maybe ... love could make people do crazy things -- this was all the proof he needed .
__________❝ --D-Don’t even THINK about hurting me-- !! Stay back-- !! ❞ faux-bravery at its finest .
THIS WAS STUPIDITY FUELLED BY AMBITION TO ESCAPE . his voice was but a pitiful wheeze ( && ) whine . It was definitely laughable .
#hisshield#❌ ▌█ ;ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ「exclusive verse 001 // hisshield」#[ FRICK THIS IS LONG-- BUT THIS IS AWESOME-- ]#[ SORRY MY REPLY IS TRASH AS FUCK-- ]#[ I'M PROBABLY NOT EVEN DOING A GOOD JOB AT BENSON-- ]#[ lol he's fuckin' terrified though-- ]
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“Dearly beloved, are you listening?” ((bru h))
📋 ▌█ ✎ THE ONLY ROOM in the park house he can think of that is this dark is the basement . He’s restrained , though he can’t see the ropes that bind him , he can feel it CHAFING HIM . It hurts ... whatever is holding him back, it’s sore ( && ) making his whole body ache . He’s pressed flush against something -- right on his back , there’s a feel like cold , splintery wood behind him ... the only light he sees is in the far corner of the basement where the broken bulb is . The sparks light up what he can make out as ...
EMMA . EMMA’S FACE . HER GRIN ...
__________❝ –Emma-- !! Oh , finally , a familiar face -- I thought I was down here alone ... are we in the basement-- ❞ he knows they are ...
📋 ▌█ ✎ HIS FRIEND HAS this sinister look about her ... she ... looks happy to see him in his place , tied up , entirely submissive ( && ) at her m e r c y . She looks like she’s enjoying seeing him struggle ... and when she doesn’t help him out of the chair as she approaches near , Benson grows weary . VERY .
__________❝ –Emma ... ?? ❞ he’s questioning her ...
📋 ▌█ ✎ EMMA’S VOICE IS laced with some sort of adoration for the gumball machine -- he’s perplexed to the emotions entirety of being in his capability to perceive . Why does she sound that way-- ?? Betwixt her jagged teeth comes her g e n t l e voice once more , speaking words Benson would never have guessed were for him .
__________❝ –Listening ... ?? Wha-- Emma , snap out of it , you’re not making any SENSE-- !! ❞ ugh... // @hisshield
#hisshield#❌ ▌█ ;ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ「exclusive verse 001 // hisshield」#[ ayyy theres our fucked up verse :)))) ]
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📋 ▌█ ✎ IT’S WAY TOO early in the morning to be waking up -- it’s still dark outside , the tacky streetlights are still struggling to light up the area as the sun is not ready to rise above the edge of the world just yet . Des- pite the harsh knocking , then banging , he tried to screw his eyes shut ( && ) channel out the noise . He had a schedule to follow -- he was go- ing to wake up when it was time . He was snug in his duvet which he’d pulled up right beneath his neck .
... KNOCK , KNOCK , KNOCK
__________❝ –AAAARGH -- fine , fine , I’m coming-- !! Stop knocking-- !! ❞ he yells .
📋 ▌█ ✎ FISTS BURN WITH familiar rage that long to punch some- thing beyond just breaking it . He’s supposed to be sleeping -- he’s supposed to stick to the schedule-- !! So much for making one in the first place . He hadn’t recognised the voice until he’d gotten closer -- CONFUSION . How did Emma know where he lived-- ?? ( && ) why was she making such a racket-- ?? Door swings open and hits his wall with a sound that rings out pure fury .
__________❝ –Emma , did you really need to bang on my door-- hey-- !! What are you doing-- !? ❞
📋 ▌█ ✎ THE SECOND HE turns around , beady eyes widen . Red , thick liquid -- the blood-sodden dog is asking for HELP . He knows Emma ... surely , she hadn’t ... killed someone ... had she-- ?? Time for the questions to start . He stands in front of the door . With an un- sure sort of yelp in his voice , he replies :
__________❝ –Ahhh--!? W-What happened-- !? ❞
@hisshield // cont . [X]
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You’re welcome.
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You’re the boss!!
📋 ▌█ ✎ EMMA BOUNDS FORWARD to the park manager -- this is a regular occurrence . Whenever he shows up with his clipboard , his orders ( && ) jobs for the day , she’s always the first to sit obed- iently on the stairs, waiting for the rest of the park members to come sit with her -- it seemed she was especially fond of trying to take rigby and mordecai’s seat : she always got the attention she was after in the end . They’d play fight her for the bottom stair like child- ren , and Benson could only groan ... of course . As usual .
📋 ▌█ ✎ THIS TIME , THERE’S nobody for her to play fight with , and because of that , she’s surprisingly docile... he almost feels like he’s being stared at behind his clipboard -- paper is folded over the plastic clipboard , and beady eyes rise from the paper to her expect- ant face . what is it that she wants-- ??
__________❝ –Oh -- you’re early this morning . ❞ it’s quite a breath of fresh air to see someone EARLY for once . __________❝ –Well , at least it’s better than being late like those two SLACKERS . ❞ grumble , grumble .
@hisshield // SENT IN THE THREAD STARTER
#❌ ▌█ ;ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜɪʀᴇs && ғɪʀᴇs ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ「verse 001」#[ sdfk goes down the simple route to revive my benson ]#[ HES WOKE ASF HAHAH ]#hisshield
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YO , IT’S SEPPIEBUG , back it again with her third revamped blog for this a n g r y gumball . do you like living gumball machines who have mad anger issues-- ?? W h a t about ones that used to be AMAZING DRUMMERS , or stick hockey players-- ?? && what about gumball machines that have trouble getting girlfriends-- ?? Yes-- ?? Then this one’s for you-- !! like/REBLOG this post if you’d like to interact with a independent , private && selective BENSON DUNWOODY of JG Quintel’s Regular Show--?? Anyone who likes /reblogs this post will get their blog checked out-- !!
FOLLOW OR YOU’RE FIRED
_________( SEPPIEBUG . ) - est. 6/5/18
#❌ ▌█ ;ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ's ʙᴇsᴛ ʙᴏss「SELF-PROMO」#regular show rp#regular show roleplay#benson roleplay#benson dunwoody roleplay#benson rp#benson dunwoody rp#cartoon network rp#cartoon rp#animated rp#tv show rp#tv rp#jg quintel#❌ ▌█ ;ʜᴏʟʏ ᴄʀᴀᴘ!「OOC && MUN」#[ L-L-LOVE ME-- ]#[ Me looking at the regular show rp tag: this bitch empty. YEET. ]
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📝 BENSON TAGS 📝
#❌ ▌█ ;ᴍɪᴄʀᴏᴡᴀᴠᴇ ᴡɪɴɢs!「LIKES」#❌ ▌█ ;150 ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ᴋɪᴛ「AESTHETICS」#❌ ▌█ ;ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ「MUSINGS」#❌ ▌█ ;ɪ sᴇᴛ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴀʟᴀʀᴍs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ「ABOUT」#❌ ▌█ ;ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ғɪʀᴇᴅ!「HEADCANONS」#❌ ▌█ ;ɪғ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ᴍᴇ ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴏғғɪᴄᴇ「VISAGE」
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📝 OOC TAGS 📝
#❌ ▌█ ;ʜᴏʟʏ ᴄʀᴀᴘ!「OOC && MUN」#❌ ▌█ ;ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴇs ᴏɴʟʏ「PRIVATE - MUTUALS ONLY && SELECTIVE」#❌ ▌█ ;ᴍʏ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ!「STARTER CALL/INBOX CALL && OPEN STARTERS」#❌ ▌█ ;ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇs「PSA - RULES && REMINDERS」#❌ ▌█ ;I ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴀᴡᴀʏ「OFFLINE」#❌ ▌█ ;ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘʟᴀǫᴜᴇ「PROMO」#❌ ▌█ ;ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ's ʙᴇsᴛ ʙᴏss「SELF-PROMO」#❌ ▌█ ;ɢᴜʏs ɴɪɢʜᴛ!「PROMPTS && MEMES」#❌ ▌█ ;ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ!「WISHLIST」#❌ ▌█ ;ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴍʙᴀʟʟs「DASH COMMENTARY && IC THOUGHTS」
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