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I found the legendary Egg Cuber. Oddities Note: What?? Why?? I never once looked at an egg and wished it was square. But…I want to try it….

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What kind of sushi is this? (via fairysoda)

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im alive but only ironically

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Found at Brunswick Goodwill Brunswick, OH

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Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

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& quit your job & don't do laundry. #offensiveteetime advice edition. (at Vilano Beach, Florida)

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It's grey and chilly but that's not stopping us. (at Poe's Tavern - Atlantic Beach)

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Stay smart, kids.

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Today has been a rough one. We went for a routine check and were told that nala most likely has cancer. I'm sorry for every dinner I didn't split with you and for every time I didn't let you hog the whole bed. I sure hope they're wrong because I don't know what I'll do if they're not.

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Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.