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Yall are very weird and talk about these people as if they were fictional characters that fit your delusional story !

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2023 or last week

That's not really matters', what is interesting is that Caitríona has a very high level of privacy in her movements or travels

She has a private life that is completely away from notice and attention, no press, no ordinary people, no fan who meets her by chance

Wow.. as if she had the invisibility power since 2019.

Dear Privacy Level Anon,

We're going to do things a bit differently, this time, with an audio answer. Nice to meet you, by the way:

For those who need a transcript, here goes:

'Your charade has very simple answers:

No Press? The Press would have to actually care or be sold a juicy tip/story, about that elusive B-lister who is such a compelling Claire Fraser (huh?) from Outlander ('wait a minute, that nice, secksay series around 2016, right?'). Press interest is, however, likely to immediately jump up, the minute she lands a better PR team and/or a part in a really relevant cinema project. Let's see what those two next movies bring, Anon.

No Ordinary People? Imagine you're Jane Doe (aka, an Ordinary Person), traveling from 🛫 London to 🛬Bangkok. Upon arrival at 🏯Suvarnabhumi Airport , while waiting in line for the notoriously looooong passport control (full profile pic included), you spot C (or S, or C and S, or C and S and Boos 1, 2, 3... 554). They vaguely remind you of someone. That someone could be anyone from a) your cousin Matilda's co-worker you have been briefly introduced to, three years ago; b) someone who looks like your homeland's host of 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' TV show (totally random example, here); c) someone who looks like that actress you once saw in that TV series which name you can't really remember. Ultimately, the fact that you are unable to put a name on that face really irritates you. Your feet hurt, you are sleepy, grumpy and you need to go to the bathroom ASAP (🚨🚨🚨🚨). Meanwhile, S and C kiss, Boo #456 is as unhappy as you and wants his blankie. Did I mention you need the use the 🚻 (somewhere far away from 🛃) ASAP? S and C 💋💋💋💋 some more. YOU NEED TO USE THAT TOILET AND YOU'RE STUCK IN THAT STUPID LINE. Boo #433 wants their mommy's attention NOW (🥹🍼🤦‍♀️), so you sympathize a bit ('what a cute 👶, just like his/her parents') but you are really focused on your 🧻problem. By the time you dragged your 🧳to the 🚕 area, in the thick, humid heat at Arrivals, you'd have forgotten everything about it, but remember every single second of your Passport Control Ordeal.

No Fan? Outside of these Tumblr/X/Instagram jihadist pockets, no casual 🪭 would probably ask for a pic, provided they remember the name of the series (it is really poor taste to go for it and candidly tell her/them something like ' oooh, I remember you from The Last Kingdom, such a wonderful series'). Out of those who still go for it, I bet the farm:

85% keep The Nice Pic tucked in their iPhones and just randomly share at the next school bake sale/corporate teambuilding/ Rotary Club meeting with random people saying random things like 'oooh, she's nice, wait a minute, wasn't she in The Last Kingdom'?

10% foolishly post on X or Instagram, to be immediately greeted by The Fandom Vigilantes, courtesy of alerts installed on their own iPhones: 'where was it/ when was it/was she alone/yes? why?/no? why and with whom/ what did she say/ did she say anything/ why didn't she say anything'. If, by a very probable misfortune, what you have to dish out does not click with the Greeting Committee's agenda, expect to be: a) treated like a 5 year old idiot or a tortured POW ('was she alone...? was she alone...? are you sure she wasn't alone...? ARE YOU SURE SHE WASN'T ALONE? ANSWER ME, WAS SHE ALONE?'); b) Caitsplained she is married to someone else and what you saw is an optical illusion; c) perhaps even forced to adjust your own narrative (maybe that 6′ 3" Viking was Tony McGill, after all? 😵). You immediately regret posting it on your public Social Media accounts, erase the pic and go private. By the time you do it (12 hours from posting), it would have been dutifully screencapped, in a middle of a full blown Fandom Skirmish.

5% know what Tumblr actually is (at a minimum) and/or are actively involved in its Fandom Subset. The minute they post is the start of just another Nagasaki episode. The DM inbox will explode with a rich array of pleas/insults/more Caitsplaining. Comments will range from the ecstatic to the revoltingly vulgar. And remember (LOL for weeks):

The Fandom will eventually never forgive you for sharing.'

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🛠️ Archaeology holds all the keys to understanding who we are and where we come from. 🛠️

[Sarah Parcak, an American archaeologist and Egyptologist]

Thanks for reblogging my old post from 2021, @silvina64! Returning to this is like an archaeological dig. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

*** *** *** I have to say that I was really pleased to revisit the article published in WMagazine (you can still access it and open it without a paywall). I think it's fair to say that not all of Caitríona and Sam's PR in the past has been 'homemade' and indigestible.

Katherine Cusumano in September 2017 noted the presence of 'Balfe's boyfriend' in the lobby of the Crosby Street Hotel in New York.

And she didn’t hold back when she wrote about it. Ask the Audience: Who’s a fan of the interiors of the Crosby Street Hotel in New York?

You’ve probably got it right.

On another note, there’s never been a case of vampire teeth leaving a trail on hotel sofas. We’ve got it covered, so we can relax.

😏

[25 June, 2024]

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endless moments of claire fraser 2/∞

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Bts picture of Sam heughan and caitronia balfe as Jamie and Claire Fraser #loveforsam #outlander #kingofmen #samheughan #caitrionabalfe 🎭🎬🎅🎄 (at City of Richland Center)

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It would take too long to tell you everything about him, but I promise I will.

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¡Hola! ¿Crees que es Sam el que aparece en el fondo de la historia del Día del Padre publicada por Alex?

Dear Día del Padre Anon,

You ask: Hello. Do you think that Sam is the person in the background of Alex Norouzi's Father's Day story?

Pero, ¿por qué Dios iba a mirar la publicación de Norouzi, cuando la de Sassenach Spirits es mucho, MUCHO más interesante, eh?

But why would I look at Norouzi's post, when the Sassenach Spirits' post is much, MUCH more interesting, right?

Apparently, a plain Happy Father's Day to All post. S comments with a give me five emoji and SS answer: ' Happy Father's Day Dad'.

And then, you have S's story, sharing Sassenach Spirits' picture, with two quite interesting add-ons:

Double entendre at its finest, covering him for the week, on socials. Fandom's factions are going to skirmish at least for the mandatory 72 hours news cycle over it.

Something definitely shifted, since last week-end. And you want me to peel my eyes at a blurry background, Anon?

It's all there. In plain sight.

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Hey @sgiandubh, Happy Sunday🤩 I'm a believer myself and a hard-core one 😀. However, something was not ok with the Swift concert shehagnias. Just my opinion, though, I think it's a quick fix from Cait/Starz to Sam's infamous hand holding street walk... Just think they do together a lot of house parties, travel, tours, holidays and concerts itself.. why is this only filmed, dropped in youtube and being shown to everyone (PDA 👀)...to make a end with escort drama as it didn't go well how it supposed to be. Perhaps fandom will get another topic to go with.. God knows what's going on with these people.. just my pov you know 😂

Dear Hardcore Believer Anon,

I seriously don't know with which nerve you dare write all of the above to me. Does that make you feel more intelligent? Inquisitive? Aware?

We finally got something on tape and you guys are never happy, with whatever it might be - cheek or 💋. And no, it is not 'just your POV' - others, seemingly unhappy with someone else bringing out the goods, started to either tell everyone that it was probably a drop (really, people? a blink and you'll miss it thing?) or that I am a manipulator, a liar and a fool. I expected nothing less, Anon: you always shoot the messenger, even when they bring good news. And yes, especially when they bring good news.

Tell me Anon: where is the logic of a PR drop, in this particular situation? Let me remind you that was a clip (and not the only one) filmed by a TS fan and put on YouTube. The person who did it was eons away from imagining someone would spot something and start making the rounds on Tumblr with it. My bad, for wanting to accommodate the friend who got that Anon and who asked me to have a look, because she was not tech savvy. My bad, Anon, for the reaction was enthusiastic, but also insulting. Calling me a PR plant is plain insulting for who I am and what I do in real life, Anon. I am not sure you realize it and to be honest, I do not care.

And no, you are not a shipper. You are just an idiot from across the street, who thinks she is smart.

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He lifted his hand and let my hair fall slowly from his fingers, brushing my face, skimming my lips, floating soft and heavy on my neck and shoulders, lying like feathers at the tops of my breasts.

“Mo nighean donn,” he whispered, “mo chridhe. My brown lass, my heart.”

“Come to me. Cover me. Shelter me, a bhean, heal me. Burn with me, as I burn for you.”

    ~ The Fiery Cross

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#sassenachwarriors #king #sassenachwarriors #kingofman #kigofman #bestman #loveforcait #clairefraser #caitrionabalfe #jamiefraser #samheughan #loveforsam #outlander credit2theowner #outlanderstarz

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#sassenachwarriors #king #sassenachwarriors #kingofman #kigofman #bestman #loveforcait #clairefraser #caitrionabalfe #jamiefraser #samheughan #loveforsam #outlander credit2theowner #outlanderstarz

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No one kisses like them 😘❤️

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Mudlarking

Not even surprising, if you ask me. Remember (LOL for a decade): I have sifted through those book shelves - and they tell a very different story from the one The Fuckwits and The Casuals are buying on a daily basis:

People across the street should really step up their game. He either is a midlife crisis-stricken bore (manwhore, closeted or not, borderline venereal diseased, etc.) or the history buff he repeatedly hinted to be, in various interviews.

I mean it's not impossible to be both. But it's very unlikely - and people who followed him for a while should know better. But they don't, simply because this is not fitting their own obsessions.

Mudlarking is such a peculiar hobby, I see no lies, here. For those who still do not know what it is about, let's just say it's amateur micro-archaeology, with a definite urban flair:

The one we seldom see. Way more interesting than the walking, talking and not very convincing thirst trap.