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Straight?

Bisexual! ^_^

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Why do you always go to Medic whenever something happens???

Medic is someone I consider to be a close friend. I trust him a lot, and I have a feeling he trusts me too. He's a nice guy that I can go to about my issues and be listened to thoughtfully, or simply to knock some sense into me when I need it. He's honest, which really tells me that he wants to be my friend too. You're only ever honest to those who you want to trust you. He's not just honest, he's good mannered and witty too. He can maintain a good conversation and we often do between stations. During lunch breaks, we like to sit down and eat with one another and have a deeper discussion. It's different to the lighter banter we typically have. It's a nice balance.

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Genuine question what do you think of people who would rather be poor but have love

It's personally not my business, but if you choose to be poor, then don't complain about being poor. Go back to all the love you have when you have nothing to eat. Choosing to be poor in today's society in exchange for love is a naive decision. I wouldn't know, though, I've never been asked this before. It's one of those questions that really gets you to think.

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question, Mr. slinger.

wss there ever a time you've ever out-psychoed spycho? like matched his freak or even passed it?

Psycho and I are two sides of the same coin. He's open about his crazy and twisted personality, whereas I am not. Just because I'm reserved doesn't mean I don't like killing as much as him, so there's plenty of instances where I get "too into it" and manage to outdo Psycho in a game of who can get the most blood on their hands. Besides that, it's him who's the crazy one.

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Do you have blue eyes by any chance

I actually do, but it's more of a greyish blue than blue. People somehow believe I have the most blindingly azure eyes when they haven't even seen them! They're really not that bad, I swear.

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Ever heard of warp trains before? Heard they go to about anywhere in 10 seconds no matter the distance!

Might make those passenger trips super easy if you get assigned to those contracts

That sounds like an efficient method, but I see a few issues. But have you considered the costs? The fact that many people would be out of jobs? Are you sure the speed of a warp train won't damage any precious cargo? Where are the questions that should be asked? Time efficient, but I'm sure the fuel is expensive. Something as convenient as that wouldn't be very cheap to run constantly. Most likely, backup would have to come in to cover the costs by running more standard train routes, which results in more deaths, more fires, more loot lost. Is it really worth it just to save a few hours? But what do I know? I'm just a lowly contractor, the boss would sell us if he could save three nickels.

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your a birdman?

Wh- Huh? Who told you that?? It was Psycho, wasn't it? That nuisance always had a big mouth.

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Have you ever kept fish in your big hat? I think it'd be funny if you freak out psycho by taking it off around him and revealing a shit ton of fish inside

Oh, believe me. I've tried to pull this off.

On paper, it's a funny idea. A way to shock your peers by revealing you have a boat load of fish inside your weirdly tall hat, or just a method of storing your catches. What becomes an issue however, is the smell. I wouldn't be able to keep them fresh inside that hat for too long before it starts to just smell awful. And could you imagine all of those fish flopping around, getting the whole thing soaked? They just came out the water!

Maybe I'll do it with a nonperishable alternative, like props. I'd still get that freaked out reaction from Psycho without getting my hat dirty. Speaking of which, do you know how difficult that thing is to clean? That's why I almost never wear it! But I have to wear something when I go fishing, or I'll just be the bald guy that doesn't have a sick hat.

I wonder if there's a smaller version of it.

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Thoughts on the Bandit Queen?

You mean little miss hothead? She's.. something, that's for sure. Y'know, one time- I watched her punch one of the vending machines in. She gave me a mean look, so I opted not to tell anyone, not that I would have snitched.

The worst part? She made me take the blame for it! I had to suck up to the boss and tell her that yes, it was me who dented company property. Being in anger management classes was like the deepest pit of hell created a fissure in the Earth just to suck me into it's gaping maw. Absolute worst week of my life. As if that weren't enough, I got a pay cut until I "improved" my behaviors.

I'm glad that janitor escaped, but don't tell anyone I said that. If I'm being honest- I missed running through bandit territory. Every time she demands reinforcement is like a group of fresh targets, it's actually fun.

Most of the time it's the same cycle. Aim, fire, reload, rinse and repeat. With her, I can hear her distressed shouting after another one of her men were sent flying off their cheap bikes. In a way, delivering that finishing blow to her is like my own form of revenge.

My final thoughts on her? Not someone worth speaking to. She's loud, intimidating, and she's got a problem with her sailor mouth. She made a pretty mean janitor though, in more ways than one.

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Ok so glasses is a no but what if I take your hat away

Fine, but only because you keep asking me about it. And because my boss made me apologize for my past response. You may take it off for only a few seconds- but that's all I'll allow.

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What do you think of Hatsune Miku

..Who? Sorry, not too big on foreign media. Maybe I'll ask Medic and get back to you on that.

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You ever did something that almost got you fired at work?

Ahh, no, I haven't. I mostly stay on the boss' good side when it's possible. I've seen Psycho almost lose his job from a few things, too many to count. The most recent had something to do with unauthorized train upgrades, it's a wonder how he's still working here at all. I'd much rather he be replaced anyway.

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Are you ever smiling other than when you're fishing

No, I don't smile. It hurts if I force it too much, literally, so I don't.

But, when we're fitted with more expensive uniforms.. a smile just feels natural.

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Mr. Gunslinger would you be willing to take me with you when you next perform the sport known as "fishing?". I must say I am curious about it.

(@dtt-m3dical-contraption)

If.. you're waterproof, yes, I'm sure. You're modelled in the doctor's image, no? It'd be just like hanging out with the real him, I could get over my fears in the process. Y'know, when you fish, you're usually around a lot of water, and I wouldn't want an accident to happen, even if I really want you to come with.

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GUNSLKNGER THAYS ENOGUH (THE MEMTER IS TELLKGN ME IVE RECIEVEFNMAX

- thhre brokre

^_^ I win.

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So yeah you love fishing, that fishing gear of yours is probably the only outfit you've wore where you genuinely seem to smile lol-

So was there an particular fishing incident with psycho that prompted that PSYCHO FEARS ME. In that long ass fishing hat of yours?

Normally i would say, why the long face? But in this case it would be- why the long cap? Tah tum tisss

Not particularly. I just dislike Psycho to a degree. He's loud and annoying, everything that fishing isn't. Also, I don't smile. You can ask anybody else, I don't. I'm not paid to smile.

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yyou re nto winngign the booopdings. /silltyy

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