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eddie who is kind of evil when he's horny and sexually frustrated, which directly affects his mood as a dm. he makes it absolutely painful and unsatisfying to play.

dustin who has the brightest idea in the world goes to steve, eddie's boyfriend, and says "i will literally give you anything within my power if you give that asshole a blowjob before each campaign."

steve, who is in fact NOT eddie's boyfriend, is very confused but also enjoys the idea of dustin forever being in his debt, and delivers.

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you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

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Please enjoy these insults:

Among many other Talents, my family is good at insults.  Please enjoy:

”We promise to return Cousin Scott in as many pieces as we receive him.” “…Pieces, Plural?” “Scott, his artifical leg, and the wee peanut rattling around his skull that he uses for a brain.”

“You’re going to make some some future paleontologist very famous when they discover your solid-bone skull.”

“Professor Ingram has left for the University of Lousiana’s Psych department, thereby raising the average IQ of both departments.”

“Can you believe someone started a rumor that I slept my way to the top?” “No way.  You’re nowhere near to the top.”

“You are my sister and I love you but I’m pretty sure if I were to shout directly into your ear canal you’d echo.”

“Some things ferment and improve with age- Wine and Cheese for instance. You’ve just decomposed.”

“Dense doesn’t begin to cover it.  People who get close to him get trapped in his Event Horizon.”

“Some people have a devil on thier shoulder that whispers temptations to them.  Yours is bellowing that that was over the line.”

“I won’t deny that you have hidden depths, but they’re less like the potentially levithan-filled ocean and more like the secret compartment in the dryer where the socks get lost.”

“I can’t come to your birthday Nina.  I’ve scheduled a root canal that day specifically so I wouldn’t have to.”

“She describes her ancestry and it sounds like a fancy cheese platter but in person she’s velveeta.”

“Your inner machinations are a rotating pie display.”

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"

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obsessed with the idea of eddie and erika having beef, solely due to steve. like maybe eddie has a habit of including steve-esque npcs in hellfire campaigns. erica while young is smart and it doesn’t take long for her to recognize the pattern of the npcs and she is not impressed ™. she doesn’t quite know what eddie is doing and why (it’s some unholy combination of loathing and infatuation most likely) but that’s HER, she actually doesn’t really know how to categorize him but Steve is hers and is one of the only people she listens to while minimal complaints (she might even respect him and robin a tiny bit, unlike dustin, she has long since realized exactly what Steve and Robin did for them in that base, if her parents were that grateful to the two dumbasses for “saving them from a fire” she can’t imagine what they’d do if they knew exactly how much steve has done for the family over the years). Regardless, no raggedy, hyper-active metal head while be fucking with steve on her watch and so starts erica repeatedly calling eddie out on any and everything and eddie, digging his feet in and refusing to give up his mechanism for coping with gay yearning, willingly enters a beef with a child.

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once again thinking about rossi saying "i'm italian, it knows better" about fuckin POISON IVY--

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I am DEVASTATED that Eddie wasn’t around for the scoops ahoy uniform. So I made things right 😌 Just an ice cream slinger and his metal bf sneaking some alone time in the walk-in

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Taking away dean winchester’s jewellery was homophobia

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You started a scam religion for a quick buck. You begin to panic when your fake god was actually a real forgotten one awakened from new worshippers, declared you it's high priest, and granted you the power of healing.

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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.

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Schitt's Creek (2015 - 2020)

S04E13 | "Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose"

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it started with a picture (those messages you sent to me)

Buddie / Rated M / 3,2k

@911countdowntochristmas day 23: blanket

Eddie gets invited to wine night, gets drunk, and gets dared to send a risky text to Buck. Chaos precedes.

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“Send nudes,” Eddie says as he types. Then he clicks send. “Done.”

“What?!” Maddie screams, “No! You didn’t!”

“I did.”

“No!” Hen says, grabbing Eddie’s phone to look at it. “Oh, my God! Eddie!”

“This is gonna be amazing,” Karen says, grabbing the almost empty bowl of popcorn.

May shakes her head, “You guys are so weird.”

“Buck is a responsible adult,” Athena says, “He would never actually-“

Eddie has never heard Hen scream so high-pitched. She drops Eddie’s phone onto the ground. “MY EYES!”

“NO!” Maddie screams at her, “He didn’t?”

“He did!” Hen confirms.

Reblogging later with taglist, I'm posting this on my laptop where I don't have the list.

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RYAN GUZMAN as EDMUNDO "EDDIE" DIAZ & OLIVER STARK as EVAN 'BUCK' BUCKLEY 9-1-1 - S02 E10 · Merry Ex-Mas