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Carvey Comix

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why are all doctors artiodactyls and why am I correct

im sane and normal

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Normally, Calico cats should only be female, however one in three thousand Calico cats are actually male. This is because they have Klinefelter Syndrome, an intersex genetic condition. In cats, colour is stored on the x chromosome, a three coloured Calico has to have 2 X chromosomes, plus white. Males usually only have one X, unless they have Klinefelter Syndrome, where you have two X's and one Y.

Furries are quick to point out that male Calico cat fursonas wouldn't exist, but they actually would, they'd just be rare. Klinefelter Syndrome also occurs in humans of course. (I know this first hand.)

Therefore I propose: Calico Catboys COULD be real, despite what the furry meme says, however if they followed the human characteristics of Klinefelter Syndrome, they would be taller than average, usually over 6 feet, have a feminine weight distribution, including some limited breast growth, have a feminine hair/fur growth pattern, and have around a 20% chance of being autistic.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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non furries are so annoying about the semantics of calling something a furry. "erm wouldnt that be like.. a feathery???" its an avian and its still a furry. ok yes you can call the slug a slimy thats funny. but these are all fursonas. unless theyre not. i hope this hurts you

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Book Crystal

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TWO COMMISSIONS OF BIG BOSS LADIES

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girls who say hiiiii >_<

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Okay so I have an an idea for a college AU.

Fido and Bandit are in college together, Fido is an artist and Bandit is an aspiring musician. Fido Paints all of Bandits album covers in exchange for Bandit being his model. Bandit is pretty shy about it but he goes along with it. Eventually Bandit has to move away and they don’t see each other again until they’re both (single) middle aged dads and they end up crushing for each other all over again. Bandit lets Fido paint him again and Fido takes in all the little changes on bandit from the years gone by. He’s far more confident and is eager to be painted, he’s mellowed out a ton and is even a little pudgy in the middle now which Fido finds adorable,,, anyway they end together again somehow lol

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Punk rock queen Sirene patreon commission for @huttser_coyote !

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Trying out a different finish with these three sharks that I love so much! I hope to be able to do more in the world of these three shark friends this year. 🦈✨ They are Tyson, Rocky and Aria! Although I'm unsure whether to keep the names based on my country, which would be Tiago, Roberto and Arielle.

I've told you a bit about them here, if you'd like to meet them!

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Big hug incoming! ✨ Comm for Therapybork

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a big buck with a big personality 🦌🦌🦌

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I can't help myself😭

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beep beep

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alien cat for friend :D

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Silly fursona doodles