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“Why should Christmas get all the cool sweaters???” -Mabel Pines probably
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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means
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tee hee
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
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the pilgrims were murderers.
#thanksgiving#happy thanksgiving#indigineous people#native american#first nations#indigenousshitposting#natepride
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subtle acts of love
giving them food without them asking for it
randomly bringing them flowers
holding a door open for them
pulling out their chair for them
guiding them with a gentle hand on the small of their back
making them lunch to take to work with them
fixing their clothes or hair
giving them a massage
talking casually about a shared future
showing them their appreciation for them
waiting at home to say hello when they come in
paying complete attention to them
giving them a casual, but thoughtful compliment
writing them a love letter and hiding it for them to find
showing them something that reminded them of their partner
humming a song to calm them down
giving them a quick kiss whenever they pass each other at home
casual grabbing their hand and swinging it back and forth
remembering something they told them
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i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once
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want to signal boost this article from Waging Nonviolence, because it's doing a lot to help me emotionally navigate the Trump reelection
TL;DR
Trust yourself - honor your own needs, your own emotions
Find others who you trust - fascism and autocracy thrive on social isolation, despair, and overwhelm
Grieve - to move out of shock, be specific about your griefs, name them, and acknowledge them
Release that which you cannot change - trying to react to and fix every problem in the world is bad for your health and is bad political strategy. Especially be careful about posting outrage on social media, a tool that can be overused.
Find your path - see below image ("Your path may not be clear right now. That’s okay. There will be plenty of opportunities to join the resistance.")
Do not obey in advance, do not self-censor - "Political space you don't use, you lose." If you aren't a minor and it is physically safe for you, be loud, be public, be an ally. do not hide who you are now because you anticipate "crackdowns" in the future.
Reorient your political map - "Are we interested in engaging with people unhappy with the regime — whether because they love the current institutions or are unhappy with Trump’s policies on them? Are we able to tell a story that explains how we got here — and do political education? Or are we only interested in maintaining ideological purity and preaching to our own choir?"
Get real about power - Trump will not be stopped by us pressuring elites to do something. we need organized civil disobedience.
Handle fear, make violence rebound - political violence is not as common as fear of violence. refuse to be intimidated by threats.
Envision a positive future - we will get Trump out. there will be an after. we cannot let them tell us what the future will be.
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