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Was thinking about what fun things there are to do in elder scrolls games if you’re an npc and not the player character because I was watching Angelikatosh videos and it seems like all across Tamriel you’ve got the option to get drunk and go fight a mudcrab by the local lake or river.

In Daggerfall people just seem to walk around all day insulting strangers. You could go look at naked people in the temple I guess.

In Morrowind… uh… you can read tribunal approved books I guess. And do the get drunk and fight a mudcrab thing.

In Cyrodiil people sing drinking songs and get drunk in the middle of the day. So you could do that before fighting a mudcrab I guess. There’s the arena. You could watch people die. Or go die yourself I suppose. You can stare at statues. Walk in a garden. Read. Cyrodiil has some of the best options now that I think about it.

Skyrim has bards so you can listen to some music while you get drunk in preparation for your mudcrab fight.

You know now that I think about it, it makes sense that NPCs in Oblivion taunt you by saying “I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you” because they probably do fight mudcrabs. They would know. That’s all there is to do around there. No wonder people worship Daedra there’s nothing else to do

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White anemone

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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

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Blast of Sun -G.A

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aww so cutes

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Audrey Hepburn on the set of The Children's Hour (1962) Photography by Bob Willoughby

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roaring twenties tumblr simulator pt. 2

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men be like "i would never succumb to homosexuality" and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you

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art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post

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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(

#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

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i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before

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The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore....

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OP they took out the cocaine

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK OUT THE COCAINE

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Hes so puppycoded

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The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory

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Easy website

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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago

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1920s tumblr simulator

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Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream

#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases

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prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe

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Clara Bow is 20??!!!

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SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY

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Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck

#wink wink

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my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!

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Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....

#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl

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she speak on my easy till I jazz

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