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mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding

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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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Dont judge me for the way I do things. I'm trying to work with my brain; not against it.

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I'm so tired of being miserable all the time. And I was thinking about it and the reason I'm miserable all the time is because I am somewhat forced to be around people I do not want to be around. I have no desire to be around those people. I want to be surrounded by people I choose to be around. Those are the people who raise me up, raise my vibrations, and make me happy. These other people are doing nothing but pulling me down. I dont want that. I dont want that.

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Cried so hard I pulled a muscle in my face.✌

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I just realized they stopped putting outlets close to the bathtub.

Tracks I guess.

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Happy pride month

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For pride month, every bong hit I do is for the LGBTQ+ community.

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We just take camels at face value, huh?

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