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Kaz Brekker probably:

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kaz: you don’t want a look inside my head, nina dear.

*inside kaz’s head*: inej inej inej inej inej inej inej in-

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From all the consequences the 9/11 had in this world, the ending of The Umbrella Academy is by far the worst possible.

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Can’t believe that Queen Delores got cheated on THEIR LOVE WAS REAL

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Thank god Dave is dead because if he wasn’t they’d probably have him kissing fucking Diego or some shit at this point

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Yeah season 3 wasn’t actually that bad compared to season 4

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As I’m trying to come to terms with whatever the fuck that was, I’ve decided that:

Seasons 1 and 2 are peak. Absolute masterpieces. Canon.

Season 3 can be taken or left. Has its moments, but overall not as good as the first two. Canon, but only if you want it to be.

Season 4 is a fucking crack fic written at 2am that the author rereads at a later date and decides to delete. Absolutely not canon.

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TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS

okay so let me get this straight

Luther lost his wife then died as a stripper with a house that's falling apart

Diego died after just having found out his wife, who he'd been unhappy with for a long time, cheated on him with his brother

Allison died without a husband, with her career at a standstill, after not speaking to her family for years and without really fixing their relationship

Klaus died after relapsing after 3 years of sobriety, scaring his niece, without reuniting with Dave and with the additional trauma of being buried alive and sex trafficked

Five died having failed to stop the apocalypse - his only goal for the past, what, 60 years of his life - with unresolved feelings for Lila

Ben died suffering inside a huge blob that ended the world, never getting to be happy with Jennifer

Viktor died because he finally, FINALLY dared to question and oppose his father, after being unable to maintain a stable relationship with a woman for years (RIP Sissy ig)

Lila died stuck in an unhappy marriage, with conflicted feelings towards her husband AND his brother, with whom she had cheated

ok ok cool cool cool, got it.

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actually I will say something about this:

setting up a romance line but waiting until one of the actors is a freshly legal adult before executing it is creepy, actually, especially when the co-star is 15 years older

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wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing the crows like a mf

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Me watching season 4 of the umbrella academy:

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cause wtf was that

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!!UMBRELLA ACADEMY S4 SPOILERS!!

me: I want Kanej, netflix

netflix: we gave you Kanej