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Honestly this has made me even more motivated to earn the opportunity even more >:) I’ve learned so much from my mistakes on this one so the next stuff is going to be even better!!!
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i can always relate to a girl who wants to leave
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teslas are literally the iphone of cars. fashion accessories. status symbol. not fully useful for their intended purpose. sickly animals. why did you breed them like that
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Knuckle tats that say LEFT and RIGH
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getting confirmation that george is the doting boyfriend fucckkk like we always thought dream would be the care taker but george is his social battery and protector he will make sure dream doesn't have to go in the sun and asks for the menus and order for dream and check in every new bite to ensure dream is enjoying himself he will wait for dream to return before eating their shared food he will teach dream spanish and he will offer dream his ice and let him know when he's peaking out on camera he will pay and he just loves dream so much
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at least there’s fucking friends. at least there’s people who love you in this godforsaken world
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subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off
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having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
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stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow
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“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you
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yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive
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yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive
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"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature
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oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that
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every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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