i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ?
The New Hello Kitty x ASOS Drop is Pretty Damn Near Purrfect
So you all know Hello kitty Right? What am I saying? Of course you do! Because if you don’t you’ve literally lived under a rock your entire life.
Honestly I’m sure you’re here for the photos so lets assess the goods:
Color-blocking is 1000000000% in right now and Asos isn’t playing around with their color choices with this CUTE AF Jean Cropped Jacket. I am literally buying this right NOW.
This Heart Flocked Skirt would be perfect for a day out! Pair it with a cute button up top tied at the waist with a hat and you’ll be Kitty Chic ✨
For something a little more edgy and mature this duster trench coat gives off the vibe of “yes I’m an upper-middle class bitch ready to take names and yes I still love hello kitty so fuck off”. You know– that kind of vibe.
PINK. BOW. MOM. JEANS. I have nothing else to say
Hello Statement Shoe! The bows are there to verify the fact that, yes, I stan the kitty and I wan’t you to know it from about 100 feet away.
Look at these cute and size-inclusive PJ’s! I’m A SUCKER for stripe and gurrrlll they hooked me in with this set.
For the sporty kitties there’s a cute pastel set just for you too! Workout in it! Play tennis in it! Lay on your couch with a glass of wine watching Love Actually on repeat with your cat because you wish you could have that type of love in your life but it’s just not working out in your favorite right now…in it. 😬
Check out the Hello Kitty search on the site to find more HK clothing from this and last season’s drop!
It took so much out of me not to make every description a pun ok. You’re welcome.