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01.08.2023

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blastin off again 🚀💥

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blue spirit x painted lady

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I don't feel anything, nothing at all.

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Guys Guuuuuuyyysss

I love Dadsy 😢

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Victorian goth Lydia would be so cute.

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only tangentially related to drop dead fred but it's remarkable how much rik mayall looks nearly exactly how i would imagine toon beetlejuice to look like irl

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happy new year happy new year happy new year!!

2024 kicked my ass supremely but at least i got to reconnect with the beetlejuice franchise, which pulled me out of a very bad place 🪲 so this one goes out to them. thank you for saving me and all that sappy shit

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WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!?

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Betelgeuse flicked his cigarette away and she watched it sail through the air before it disappeared, blipping out of her room as if he'd aimed it at a tiny rift in the fabric of reality. "Whelp, it's not the job I ever thought you'd call me for, but it's not one I mind doin'. C'mere."

He was on her so quickly she couldn't swear she'd actually seen him move, his arms twining around her torso then back and over one another like twin boa constrictors. He buried his face in her neck, mumbling a torrent of c'mere, c'mere, c'mere, c'mere, lemme see what we're workin' with heres. Lydia screamed. Then she laughed. Then she couldn't stop laughing, which made her attempts to escape from the fifty feet of expanding arms snaking around her all the weaker and more ineffectual. They felt soft and bendable, like inflatable Halloween yard decorations. Pushing and pulling at them only made them deflate and collapse around her hands. Betelgeuse pressed himself against her and nuzzled into her neck as she struggled, and she could feel his hands -- at an impossible and increasingly ridiculous distance from his shoulders -- running along the length of her body, stroking every inch of her. It tickled, which only served to make her laugh more. It felt nice.

I never thought tonight could ever be this close to me by babilonium on AO3

The lovely @sillyysunnyy illustrated a scene from my fic!! I'm so moved by the gesture, and so smitten with this beautiful art!! 🕸🕷🪲🍹

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Can we please appreciate Odysseus being a silent stalker in the shadows, taking out suitors with his bow, not deigning to speak to them as he takes them out one by one

until some of them go "we have to strike him in the darkness too! we know the halls of this palace! the odds can be tilted!"

and Odysseus, built this palace with his very hands, has to step out of the shadows like "are you this fucking stupid"

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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

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I love how good the ithaca saga characterizes Penelope. And I'm not talking about her being super smart and disgusting loyal, I'm talking about her being so clearly SPARTAN.

Like this saga was so wild and Penelope the whole time was just like, "Oh.. anyways-". I genuinely never seen a character so unbothered by pure insanity in every song they are in (which was only two😭)

Penelope in the challenge: "A supernatural storm just appeared dangerously close to our kingdom in an instant and left just as fast.... My husband must be here!"

Odysseus in the final song: "I treated people as subhuman and murdered hundreds."

Penelope: "Can you pick up our wedding bed?"

Odysseus: "... did you not hea-"

Penelope: "No, I heard. Now pick up the bed."

Odysseus: "No! I worked so hard on that bed!"

Penelope: "Perfect! I still love you."

Odysseus: "I'm a mass murdere-"

Penelope: "And I breathe air. Who cares?"

(Bonus: Penelope was in her room listening to the dying screams of the suitors and was probably like, "Sounds like the boys are having fun😊.")

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Can i also point out how freaking funny is that Telemachus went on a "diplomatic" mission, only to return cosplaying as Athena to kill the suitors?

Telemachus: "im going to kill those bastards"

Athena: "no not dressed like that"

Telemachus: "ok better?"

Athena: "yes bitch slay"

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ppl act like cats lack the intelligence to be disciplined when in reality they are fully aware of their actions and are simply willing to pay the price. their stubbornness (and occasional spitefulness) overpowers their tall cohabitators. I got a spray bottle to mist water at my cat when he eats plants and he’d lay he’s ears back, scrunch his nose, and squint his eyes to bare it. then take another chomp