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(( Reminder that Orvus is all ready to go for sinday and everything else over at The Neverending Party That Is My Fucking Mind or as some call it, a multimuse blog ))

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(( incoming Meta (noncanon meta but i thought it’d be fun) ))

“So I bet you are all wondering why I’ve been so quiet. Well, without having to look after the Great Clock, I have time to do sit to myself, or what used to be myself. See, I frequently talk to this one individual, their name is Muno. They have done their best to spread the word about me throughout the galaxy, but unfortunately their mind is a mess because they have many others like me that they talk to.

I decided to help them, by moving to somewhere they can have all their friends, like one big party! Then, they can continue to have good times with me, and I can continue spending time with you all!

So far it’s just me and a couple of troubled individuals, but who knows what the future has in store, hmm?”

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(( when u wanna finally get bck into the swing of things but your plagued by horrible nightmares that make your thin grasp on reality even thinner AAAAA ))

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     Hey, all~!  If you’d be interested in interacting with an INDIE / PRIVATE / SELECTIVE  Clank from the franchise Ratchet & Clank, can you give this post a LIKE / REBLOG?  Even spreading the word helps!  This little robot is a pure sinnamon roll, who is too smart for his own good!  I roleplay Clank from all games— both new & old —including the movie.  Since I just made this blog to see if I’d enjoy playing this little pal, I figured I’d give this sort of promo a try!  Just hit that LIKE / REBLOG button. & I’ll check your blog out!  As told by Mizzy! 

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(( I AWAKE FROM MY DEPRESSION SLUMBER ))

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(( sorry for taking so long to get back, I’ve been having really shit dreams that drain me emotionally, like legit I’ve been having dreams that pick at specific fears of mine and it fucks me up I blame me neglecting to take my meds before bed, WHOOPS! 

thought it’d give you all an update.

good news is though I am one step closer to coming back, I really feel like getting back into the swing of things!

don’t feel shy to send me asks, it might help! ))

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(( sorry for being so quiet this past while. I’m still checking tumblr regularly, but like.. idk... I’ve just been sorta existing you know, like I got the muse, I just haven’t the energy to write. All I wanna do is chill. Plus like doesn’t help that the last of december has been sorta hard on me, what with having to go out so often, and so much social interaction...))

(( Orvus wishes you all a Happy New Year. ))

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                     ❛  DO  IT  FOR  GREAT   H O N O R .  ❜

                                                                                                      ( as understood by mizzy. art credit. )

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❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜

“What ever could you mean by that?” The small entity giggled as he used his telekinesis to carefully decorate the tree that he brought in from somewhere in the past. He wanted to make sure Ratchet and his friends had the finest Christmas there was, and it all started with the perfect decorations. 

The least he could do for them for protecting the universe how many times by now was to give them joyous memories. That is all he wanted to do since he was freed from his responsibility over watching over time itself.

“Just be glad I am not placing mistletoe anywhere. Yet.”

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❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜

The Zoni god could be seen head to toe covered in Christmas lights and bells. He was really excited about the holidays.

“Of course it is! There is nothing quite like really getting into the holiday spirit! Especially when around this season, so much people need someone to... brighten up their day!”

Even if he was not on good terms with Nefarious for now, it was the time of making shitty puns, not being all miffed.

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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

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dramaticallyfree:

This is a video of me playing a scene in ACiT, where “lies” was repeated so much that me and everyone watching simply could not unhear it, dying of laughter. So, I made a meme from my failure.

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You and Nefarious hate-fucking tho ;)

“...”

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So god has a robot kink?

“If this is about Nefarious, I will have you know I have no interest in him in that sort of way. But if it is not about Nefarious, well... it is not so much of a kink as it is just a general interest in anyone, really.”

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evilroboticmastermind:

“…Someone please kill me!!”

“Oh look at that, more things you should not say when a deity exists and listens to you.”

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“BECAUSE GOD CAN HEAR WHEN YOU SWEAR TO ‘FUCKING HIM’”

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“Oh my god NO!! NO ONE IS- WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS ARGUMENT!?!”

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Have you ever watched any pornagraphic videos, Orvus? Having a good wank every now and again is good for your health.

“I have not seen any naughty videos, no. To me, the internet is a place of laughter, not, ahem, seeing a war grok receive the succ.”