and yes i said yes i will Yes. ⚢ if you're reading this i love u
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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson
#:)#had a little baileys (half a bottle)#and a lovely steak and watched a film w my mum and her bf#xmas day tomorrow (time to get drunk with my dad)#the muppets#the muppet christmas carol
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i am once again fucking up and humiliating myself
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my mum is in tears because she just sent me across the road to give an Xmas card and present to a neighbour. he's currently litter picking outside so i went over and gave it to him. he was like I can't take this now I'm busy I'll come to yours in 10 mins. i was like ok rude but sure. then he said "who's this card for??" It said Craig on it. He said "my name's Richard" so not only did i have to go back to my house STILL HOLDING THE PRESENT my poxy mother GOT HIS NAME WRONG!!! she's pissing herself laughing at me. she brought shame to me and the family. she quickly wrote another Christmas card. Happy Christmas Eve everyone!
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new username in honour of
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#just mash things
part 29
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swordfishtrombones
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MASH | 1x07 Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
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Pointing out that something innocuous is shaped like a dick and balls in front of the wrong crowd
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“I want you desperately. I want your strength and your softness, your hands, all of you. I want you, from me, to have the experience of being loved.”
— Anaïs Nin, from a letter to Henry Miller written c. August 1932
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why was he lowkey always serving cunt
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