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things are not goodie my gang

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Imagine how hurtful it must have been for Crowley to see Gabriel, the person who literally took an active part in the process of traumatising the man he loves into the mindset that he cannot be happy and free, get a happy ending. To see the man, who was one of the reasons Aziraphale haven't even acknowledged their relationship for such a long time, because they were on "opposite sides". The man who was one of the reasons they couldn't be together, even as friends, for 6000 years. The man who wanted to execute Aziraphale with a smile on his face and "shut your stupid mouth and die already" as his "goodbye". Seeing this man getting what Crowley has always dreamt of: being able to run away with the person he loves, leave Heaven and Hell behind and just be together with his beloved - in Soho or on Alpha Centauri, literally wherever, because "Heaven is wherever Beelzebub is". Crowley seeing Gabriel get it so... so effortlessly, while he has worked for it so long, nearly died because of it and still haven't been able to get that, to get the happy ending and sever all the connections with Heaven and Hell. It must have hurt like hell (most literally).

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I’m God’s weakest twink

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I cast curse on you

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if a creator comes out about something they experienced or something they are upset about and it ends up resulting in a fandom war, there is a big chance the creator will regret saying anything

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can you infodump to me? (i love you) is this overwhelming? (i love you) is this the right texture? (i love you) is it ok to touch you? (i love you) do you want the subtitles on? (i love you) do you want to go somewhere less noisy? (i love you)

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do you or do you not feel bonita

I feel bonita

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Who in the HELL GAYED UP MY CHECK MARKS??????

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There are cows that have never heard music and that makes me sad

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You are the straightest person I’ve ever seen on this app

[VERY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

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b

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Imagine if we blinked one eye at a time and the bottom eyelid went up

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We are literally back in 2012 ·Larry is realer than ever ·AAOOD is back ·1D on Chatty Man ·Everyone in 1D actually looks happy

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Basically how The Song of Achilles went:

Achilles: That one. The one that wants nothing to do with me. I want him.

Patroclus: Well shit he's hot

Chiron: Time to defy a goddess for my ship to sail

Thetis: No.

Historians: And they were roommates-

Patroclus and Achilles: *the literal definition of gay couple*

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Achilles: Can you see us on the mountain?

Thetis: No. Why do you ask?

Achilles: No. Reason.

*later at the mountain*

Achilles: SHE COULDNT SEE US. FOR THREE YEARS.

Patroclus: Oh?

Achilles: FOR THREE YEARS. SHE COULDN'T SEE US. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: WE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Chiron: i ship it.

Thetis: What the fuck