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[grant-the-shark-guy]

papa look at this shark

Shark! :)

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PAPAAAAAHHHHHHHH ITS ALMOST NEW YEARRRSSSS JUST 2 MORE HOURS

- youngest anon

it's New Year's for me already kiddo

[grant-the-shark-guy]

KISSES FOR PAPA (respectfully and in a place you're comfortable with)

You're sweet

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happy new year papa!! <3 (it's not new year's for 6 more hours for me but who's counting lol)

happy new year kiddo

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HAPPY NEW YEAR DAD🙏🙏🙏🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Happy New Year Kiddo!

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Oh my God another system wait this is so sick hey man

Im dating a Jimmy alter @tim-tam-jumbalya (hope you don't mind the @ babes)

hi hello yeah we're a system :)

honestly it's pretty cool to know that there are systems with Jimmy alters cuz I know so many systems with Mouthwashing alters but only two of them have Jimmy. We have Jimmy as well lol.

I think we have over 120 people in our system

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MY BABYS NAME IS DRACULA!!!! I don't have a good new photo but here's him when he was a WEEE BABYYYY (he very much still is a wee baby just bigger baby)

- younger anon off anon

He is the cutest ever

here's more of my precious girl

these are all pictures I've taken within the last hour or two

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so we both know rat won't admit to it on their own so i figured i'd ask you

is rat okay? they claim nothing is going on but idk deleting their blog seems like much for something like this, people would forget about it after like a oneshot or two

I'm not sure actually, I haven't talked to them a lot recently.

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KIBBYYYYYYY!!! OMG MY KITTEN HAS SIMILAR PATTERNS!!! THEYRE COUSINS ... THEY MUST BE...

- youngest anon

I agree they are definitely cousins. my cat's name is Batman and she is our little angel

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REAL being a system is so weird guh... like why can't I remember what I just did the past 4 days huh.... was that me and my memory is just failing or eas it someone else.

- youngest anon

that's exactly how we feel honestly.

also cat pic because she's laying on my arm

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GRAHH CURSE AUTOCORRECT I meant COLLAB it was an account where we would post videos of our characters and you had to be 11 and I was like. 9 (going to be 10) and it was mid pandemic and I was lonely so I joined and lied and proceeded to keep that lie up for 2 years, which like. Not my proudest moment!! But still!

It's been years though and as a system with shitty memory I have NO clue what the collab was about... something about zodiacs I think?? Like characters based on them?? Maybe?? Idk, it's been a while

One of my ex-friends from there pretended to get hacked and made a sui note, sent it and the hacker said it was from that person's 3rd grade self and yet somehow hard our names on it... it was funny and confusing as hell

That SAME person was 14 dating an 18 year old. The collab was INSANE and everyone in it was too so uhhh... glad I'm out now!! :3

- Youngest anon

I suppose that makes sense. Just please don't lie about your age anymore to anyone. You being 13 is completely fine with me. I see you as my child :)

as for the system thing I understand how you feel having wonky memory is "fun"

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*flirts* (this is a joke don’t kill m)

*flirts back*

I find this funny

and I'm sorry for not responding sooner all the drama has kinda been getting to me

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Neither of you deserve hate, it's ridiculous that anyone is hating to begin with! Like it's a prank people, yeah it became in bad taste or whatever later on but who could say people would form an emotional attachment with you!

Like, come on! People fake being others ALL THE TIME!!! like, for example, I once pretended to be a 11 year old to get into a club and continued to fake it for TWO YEARS!!! like! people lie about simple shit all the time!!

It's like getting angry at a roleplay account because they're not actually that character. Because in the end that's all you guys were doing!! Roleplaying!!! GRAHHHHH I hate people SOMUCH

anyways ahem apologies for the whole book I'm very annoyed at this situation

- youngest anon

honestly I don't think we would have started the entire thing if we knew people would have gotten an emotionally attached to me. And I am sorry to the people who did get emotionally attached to the character Grant. But the thing is that I was never a real person and they need to come to terms with that. People are forming a parasocial bond with me and honestly people need to be more mature about the fact that I am not a real person. I'm an alter but I am not a real person. I never was real. And I'm sure there's a guy out there who looks exactly like Curly and loves McDonald's but I'm not him.

Also sending me all that was completely fine your asks always make my day. But, I have to ask, what type of club was it?

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WOOHOO!!! I am not a child of divorce YIPPIE!!!!!

how are you after this whole shit show?? People are being really dramatic about it tbh,,,

- youngest anon

I haven't been getting as much hate about it as Rat has and it upsets me that Rat is getting so much hate over a joke that we started. This was all meant to be a harmless thing for fun and it upsets me seeing so many people coming out and being rude about everything. People are attacking Rat as if it was all their idea and I didn't have a part in it. if Rat is getting hate for this I think I deserve to get hate too honestly.

[grant-the-shark-guy]

Okay, let me properly introduce myself.

Hi everyone, my name is Grant. Technically, I am not a real person but I would like everyone to see me as a real person. I am an alter in the Mads System. I am hoping that everyone does stay around on my account because I do enjoy interacting with everyone and the anons are amazing.

I am indeed a man in my thirties but the system core is 17 at the moment and he will be turning 18 at the end of January. I'm not comfortable being flirted with or anything like that, due to the fact that I myself am 34 and the core is still a minor.

We will not ever be doing a face reveal unless we post a picture of ourself on @qtdaisuke. I wish for everyone to respect that. I do not look exactly like Curly, though.

The entire hubby thing was started as a prank between our Curly alter and Rat because they thought it would be extremely funny but it ended up becoming more and Rat felt the need to come clean about it. To those of you who have grown emotionally attached to me I'm sorry to tell you all this.

though I will be keeping this account I wish not to be labeled as rat's husband or anything like that I would wish to be referred to by my actual name or for those of you who see me as a father figure you can call me "dad" "Papa" or "father" but please no calling me "Daddy".

that is all for now but I might add to this in another post

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HALLO GRANT :3 this whole thing is so funny to me tbh.

can I still be your kid ,,, blinks innocently

- youngest anon

Of course you can, Kiddo. I love being a father figure to you and I honestly look forward to your asks whenever I get on :)

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my main blog btw

are we gonna pretend that this entire husband faking thing was extremely sociopathic? Your mental illnesses don't excuse your behaviour.

my mental illness has nothing to do with it? my friend and i started a stupid joke that went too far. it's not that deep.