gradualmadness

[gradualmadness]

I feel König is very mischaracterized and I want to have a say on that. Shoutout to my boy Herrera, he got my back 💪 💯 (Thxs for being my reader) if this does well I'll wrote more also heads-up I have NSFW ones so read to where you're comfortable with. Enjoy!!!

König Headcannons SFW

Has constant back pain due to his height and trying to make himself as invisible as possible, which for a man his height isn't easy. He sometimes catches himself slouching due to years of doing so in his childhood due to him being bullied.

Will completely and unashamedly stare at people. He's not sure how to start conversations and honestly just doesn't care much about them. So he just stares. He learns a lot about people because of this.

Just because he has social anxiety doesn't mean he stutters or he's some child. He just rather not interact with people. However, he's a Colonel for a reason. He's never afraid to give orders, and when he has something to say, he will say it. But small talk? Forget about it. He'd rather shoot himself in the head

Hates when people undermine him due to his anxiety. He's a human battering ram and a Colonel and rightfully so demands respect.

Want him to notice you? You gotta make the first move. He'll never make it. He'll just end up staring at you like a stalker. Talk to him. It'll be awkward at first, but once you get him to open up? He'll never shut the hell up.

Loud talker. Like really loud. He doesn't notice, though. If someone points it out, he'll get embarrassed and revert back to his shell you worked so hard to get him out of.

Loves to talk about anything snipers. Need advice which sniper is best for the mission? He'll gladly give you an hour-long lecture that you'll be forced to listen to. Need gear? He'll teach you how to make some for the meanwhile. Help in hand to hand combat? Say no more. Next thing you know, you'll be pinned under him as he tries to teach you, not realizing how he's basically taking your breath.

He loves the adrenaline he gets from exerting fear into the enemy. It's like a drug for him that he loves to chase. Seeing their small bodies, compared to him anyways, the way their eyes dilate with fear, the way their hands shake oh so slightly around their weapon. However, this is a double-edged sword. He never wants women nor children to fear. He was once a kid scared, and he never wants to be the reason someone wakes with nightmares.

Speaking of nightmares, he still has them. More than he likes to admit, but that's his cross to bear. He knows he's a killer, a murderer, even if a deep, uncorrupt part of him kills to admit it.

Tree climber (no I don't really have an explanation for this. Just look at him)

Great hider. When wanting to proof yourself sniper worthy, you need to know how to make yourself small or invisible. However a 6 foot something man cannot make himself small but he can hide. He knows how to contort his body to hide best. Uses the darkest part of his uniform to hide in the shadows. When you see a pair of eyes staring down at you, pray he has mercy on your soul.

NSFW Headcannons

Doesn't do one night stands due to the whole "having to talk to people" aspect. No, he much rather masturbate though he doesn't do it often eithier. (Life as Colonel is tiring.) He doesn't have one specific thing he jerks off to. He just chases the feeling of his hand.

Speaking of his hands, they're rough. Years of fighting left them calloused. And they feel good on him. He thrust himself into his hand wildly, only seeking release. He's wild like an animal in heat, not caring for how much his bed may squeak.

He's loud. Really loud. He shoves his fist into his mouth to quiet himself down. Has on multiple occasions used his mask as a gag to quiet himself down. Groans and moans. When he's close, his groans turn into pants and whimpers.

Definitely has cried when climaxing before. This man is stressed and needs the release. So one day he decided to edge himself and by the time he climaxed, he was sobbing into his pillow, mouth full of his mask, rutting into the bed like a bitch in heat. If anyone heard anything, no they didn't.

Sometimes the adrenaline from war gets him hard. It's a common occurrence between soldiers so people never say anything but it's hard to ignore due to his size translating down there.

He's def thought about bottoming...more than he probably should. He wants to not be in charge sometimes. The pressure of being Colonel and leading men can be too much and to keep up that facade in bed? While exciting, he wants to let his guard down and have someone take care of HIM for once. Will never admit it outloud, though. So yeah he's a switch but bottoming excites him more than he likes to admit.

He's a sniper to the core. His hands are stable and he has trained his eyes to stay open for a long time. However, that all goes out the window when he's having some private time. When he's about to come, his hands shake slightly and he fidgets all over the bed. He almost always tears up and may shed a tear or two when climaxing due to how tightly he closes his eyes.

Oral fixation. Anxiety is a bitch and can cause bad habits like lip biting. Loves to chew or suck on things. It helps him focus as well. This also goes in the bedroom. He'll suck on the inside part of his mouth to keep quiet or when he's feeling overstimulated. If he's using his mask as a gag, he'll suckle on it, not on purpose mind you, but it's what his body does naturally. Sometimes sucks on his fingers when jerking off (he always feels ashamed after but it brings him a sort of hazy feeling of comfort)

[gradualmadness]

Thinking of doing some headcannons for König. I'm tired of seeing him be misrepresented fr 🤭 if enough people like my shit maybe I'll start posting my WIPs.