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If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.

If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform

None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.

THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.

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open to taking writing/art requests at the moment, if anyone would like a doodle or a few paragraphs.

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Some eretlout stuff cause I got ill and I need something to feel better

Eret had caged Snotlout against one of the walls behind the Mead Hall.

A dizzy Snotlout had annoyed Eret all night, teasing him. Besides calling him a stranger, most of the half insults Snotlout threw at him felt more like he was flirting.

Why the stocky man would call his biceps big and strong if he hated him so much. Why would that short man would be so pissed off about Eret's height when almost every other person on Berk and from the outside was taller than him.

Their beef seemed unnecesary and for Eret felt like Snotlout wanted attention from HIM.

This night he was going to give Snotlout what he craved.

Snotlout gasped when Eret pressed his body, trapping him. No words came out from the taller, tanned man, aside from a low growl and a dissaproving glance. Snotlout wanted to retort, protest, but he couldn't express what he felt in that moment.

It felt like Thor Bonecrusher all over again.

Snotlout fought against his sudden desire and lifted an arm, ready to punch Eret, who just took his wrist and pinned it above his head.

"Excited, aren't you?"

"I... I'm not, you look out tower"

"Is that an insult?"

"Oh! Shut up!"

"You shut up"

Eret pushed himself even more against Snotlout, making he release a soft moan. The outsider smirked at the small man reaction and looked out for Snotlout expression.

He seemed to be flustered, his face slightly red under the moonlight.

Eret was enjoying having Snotlout under his control. The man didn't even try to squirm to get him off.

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Snotlout crawled over Eret's bed that night.

He felt like the world was crumbling around him, but he couldn't find comfort in anybody.

Everyone seemed to be busy in their own lives, while Snotlout didn't know what else to do.

The taller man was, astonished, to say the least. Just hours earlier, Snotlout had a one sided fight with him at the docks, and now he was curling at his side, sobbing?

Not knowing where to put his hands, Eret rubbed soft circles over Snotlout's back, trying to calm him down.

He asked what had happened, and Snotlout just shook his head, not answering the question.

He knew too little about Snotlout, but the last thing he had heard was about Snotlout's mother dying, and the Jorgensons not being good support for Snotlout.

And the others of the gang? They asked Snotlout multiple times, and he seemed to be ok for the first few days.

Now, he was breaking down over Eret's chest. Maybe he didn't like his friends to percieve him as weak, even if he had cried in front of them many times before, maybe he didn't wanted to bother them and just find Eret to be the only one detatched from so many things on Berk to cry on his shoulder.

Eret continued the soothing motion for some more minutes til Snotlout fell asleep in Eret's arm.

Eret found Snotlout's face cute all relaxed and slightly wet from the tears.

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Eret stares at the tiny rabbit that stands in his kitchen, its soft black fur covered in cream that had spilled across the floor. He shifts on his feet, easily scooping the small beast up with one hand as it tries to scamper around him.

He has the rabbit scruffed in one hand, the other clinging to his wet pelt. He gently lays his pelt over the back of a chair. He sits and is about to hold the squirming rabbit tighter when he's blinded by a puff of deep blue smoke. He coughs harshly, hand squeezing tighter around what should have been the rabbit's scruff.

Instead of soft fur, there's warm skin beneath his palm. The smoke dissipates, and in the rabbit's place is Snotlout. The smaller man sits in his lap, the nape of his neck being squeezed beneath Eret's tight grip.

"Surprise?" Snotlout says weakly.

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I love the Snotlout needs glasses headcanon.

I think, in a modern setting, he would've tried wearing contacts, but putting his fingers so close to his eyes would freak him out.

If Snotlout used the proper glasses, he would be unstoppable

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Snotlout would NOT survive Five Nights at Freddy's, dude has the luck for immediately getting Golden Freddy 😔

I struggle to imagine Snotlout in most survival horror scenarios because he would just die immediately, either due to his own mistakes or cartoonishly bad luck

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snotlout: please stop looking at me like that...

eret: like what?

eret:

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snotlout is a witch, but specifically with the mythology of them turning into rabbits and hares to steal cream and butter in mind.

bunny boy and his leopard seal boyfriend. the freaks.

snotlout learning the craft from his mother. romantic scene where eret gives snotlout his pelt.

selkie eret. is this anything??? eretlout nation, how do we feel about selkie eret???

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selkie eret. is this anything??? eretlout nation, how do we feel about selkie eret???

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selkie eret. is this anything??? eretlout nation, how do we feel about selkie eret???

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whenever you make a character gayer transer or give them darker skin then they have in canon you instantly get 12% hotter what can i say this is just true

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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

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opening up the fandom tag only to see art of the characters being drawn with washboard abs

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I want to talk about queenlout au.

specifically, the fact that Snotlout is aromantic, or at least somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. it's very important to me that he's aroallo.

and it's important to me that he refers to himself as aromantic in the au! like genuinely what he and Eret have in the au isn't a romantic relationship. they're partners, and they love each other, and they want to be together until the day they die, but they aren't in a romantic relationship. it isn't platonic or queer platonic either. they just ARE.