gorillaizm

[gorillaizm]

Hi what is your opinion on mortality?

i’m not into it

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*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*

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Strolling aimlessly in a bookshop is selfcare

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if youre lgbtq+ take this quiz and see what color you got

i got #7fffd4 which is aquamarine !

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Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

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My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--

Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*

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oh my gosh, thank you so much for drawing this! it’s an extremely amazing + cute drawing, i love it!!

oh i LOVE this song!

source: @gorillaizm for da quote !! have a goosey gander at their blog theyre v funny

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i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

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it is. so UNGODLY funny to give fictional characters the last name of the title of their media. like “dave homestuck” and “komaeda danganronpa” are funny but they HAVE canon last names. “sans undertale” and “lucretia adventurezone” are one hit KOs

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NHL does what NFL doesn’t

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Modern Spongebob is wild man

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kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

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Gorillaz from Gorillaz collaborated with Gorillaz!

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i hate when you miss the “falling asleep” window where you actually felt tired enough to fall alseep right on the spot but minutes later your brain is back to its normal noisy self and so you won’t be able to fall asleep for another few hours

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Murdoc: And that's the story on how i grew up to be a hoe.

2-D: By sitting on santa's lap?

Murdoc: Well, he did say "ho" repeatedly

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people in this fandom seem to forget that 2d and murdoc both do drugs? and they both kind of go hard, people see 2d as super soft and its weird. sorry 4 my short rant

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i’m extremely sorry if i havent been active for the past few months, tons of things have been in the way that is unnecessary to explain !! i’m here now and ready to accept incorrect quotes in my inbox !!