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shoplifting in gotham city so Robert Pattinson in eyeliner hunts me down
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yes most of the actresses who play teens in derry girls are 25-32 but it’s not so they can be a male fantasy hyper sexualized version of teen girls, so i can only imagine it’s so that they have the skills and self awareness to do things like this
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KangHee Kim
www.kanghee.kim
please don’t remove credit
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But sometimes it’s better to choose your own family.
Shoplifters (2018) // dir. Hirokazu Kore-eda
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Alice Tippit (American, b. 1975, Independence, KS, USA, based Chicago, IL, USA) - Telle, 2015 Paintings: Oil on Canvas
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I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
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adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
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I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.
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“Persona”. Photographed by Eugenio Intini for Collectible Dry September 2018
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sorry I can’t come in to work today I’ve got the stigmata
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all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease.
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